Proof - Women Were Designed For Homemaking

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TallBill

TallBill

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Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.


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datalink7

datalink7

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1st Place: "Using Prayer To Microevolve Latent Antibiotic Resistance In Bacteria"

Eileen Hyde and Lynda Morgan (grades 10 & 11) did a project showing how the power of prayer can unlock the latent genes in bacteria, allowing them to microevolve antibiotic resistance. Escherichia coli bacteria cultured in agar filled petri dishes were subjected to the antibiotics tetracycline and chlorotetracycline. The bacteria cultures were divided into two groups, one group (A) received prayer while the other (B) didn't. The prayer was as follows: "Dear Lord, please allow the bacteria in Group A to unlock the antibiotic-resistant genes that You saw fit to give them at the time of Creation. Amen." The process was repeated for five generations, with the prayer being given at the start of each generation. In the end, Group A was significantly more resistant than Group B to both antibiotics.
 
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Sahakiel

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Originally posted by: datalink7
1st Place: "Using Prayer To Microevolve Latent Antibiotic Resistance In Bacteria"

Eileen Hyde and Lynda Morgan (grades 10 & 11) did a project showing how the power of prayer can unlock the latent genes in bacteria, allowing them to microevolve antibiotic resistance. Escherichia coli bacteria cultured in agar filled petri dishes were subjected to the antibiotics tetracycline and chlorotetracycline. The bacteria cultures were divided into two groups, one group (A) received prayer while the other (B) didn't. The prayer was as follows: "Dear Lord, please allow the bacteria in Group A to unlock the antibiotic-resistant genes that You saw fit to give them at the time of Creation. Amen." The process was repeated for five generations, with the prayer being given at the start of each generation. In the end, Group A was significantly more resistant than Group B to both antibiotics.
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I'm sorry, but this project, involving microevolution, came from the "Fellowship Baptist Creation Science Fair"? What were they thinking?
 
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Bootprint

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LOL, "Mousetrap Reduced To Pile Of Functionless Parts" - Kevin Parker (grade 7)
WTF? "Rocks Can't Evolve, Where Did They Come From Mr. Darwin?" - Anna Reed (grade 6)
 
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KGB1

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Originally posted by: psydancerqt
that's nice
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:confused: So I take it as though you believe this to be true and unrefutabole evidance that the female gender is vastly inferior with the UNequivalent male gender..

Right On Sista :D:beer:.... wait..:wine: for you ;):p
 
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PoPPeR

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1st Place: "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)"
Cassidy Turnbull (grade 5) presented her uncle, Steve. She also showed photographs of monkeys and invited fairgoers to note the differences between her uncle and the monkeys. She tried to feed her uncle bananas, but he declined to eat them. Cassidy has conclusively shown that her uncle is no monkey.


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moshquerade

moshquerade

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yep, that about sums up the spirit of this board and explains why there are only a handful of chicks here.
m'be the guys here like guys more?
 
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KGB1

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
yep, that about sums up the spirit of this board and explains why there are only a handful of chicks here.
m'be the guys here like guys more?
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that's an interesting theory, conversely however maybe it's that you don't socialize with women because of your own sexual preferance. It doesn't take much to determine that a female in this forum must have some dikeness in her unconscious idealogical rationale to feel comfortable in a internet forum mainly derived of the male gender.

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moshquerade

moshquerade

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"dikeness"? that is so nineties :p

no, actually i am very straight.

you wanna explain your gayness now?
 
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