Proof that Congress doesn't read their bills!

Sunburn74

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I think it's already well known they don't read bills. They have staffers who read bills and distill the information down. Bills can be thousands of pages long and some of these congressmen are wearing diapers under suits.
 

pauldun170

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Or maybe they did read the bill and understand what is actually being requested.

Advanced Aerial Threats

The Committee supports the efforts of the Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon Task Force at the Office of Naval Intelligence to standardize collection and reporting on unidentified aerial phenomenon, any links they have to adversarial foreign governments, and the threat they pose to U.S. military assets and installations.

However, the Committee remains concerned that there is no unified, comprehensive process within the Federal Government for collecting and analyzing intelligence on unidentified aerial phenomena, despite the potential threat.


The Committee understands that
the relevant intelligence may be sensitive; nevertheless, the
Committee finds that the information sharing and coordination
across the Intelligence Community has been inconsistent, and
this issue has lacked attention from senior leaders.
Therefore, the Committee directs the DNI, in consultation
with the Secretary of Defense and the heads of such other
agencies as the Director and Secretary jointly consider
relevant, to

Submit a report within 180 days of the date of
enactment of the Act, to the congressional intelligence and
armed services committees on unidentified aerial phenomena
(also known as ``anomalous aerial vehicles''), including
observed airborne objects that have not been identified.
The Committee further directs the report to include:
1. A detailed analysis of unidentified aerial
phenomena data and intelligence reporting collected or
held by the Office of Naval Intelligence, including
data and intelligence reporting held by the
Unidentified Aerial Phenomena Task Force;
2. A detailed analysis of unidentified phenomena data
collected by:
a. geospatial intelligence;
b. signals intelligence;
c. human intelligence; and
d. measurement and signals intelligence;
3. A detailed analysis of data of the FBI, which was
derived from investigations of intrusions of
unidentified aerial phenomena data over restricted
United States airspace;
4. A detailed description of an interagency process
for ensuring timely data collection and centralized
analysis of all unidentified aerial phenomena reporting
for the Federal Government, regardless of which service
or agency acquired the information;
5. Identification of an official accountable for the
process described in paragraph 4;
6. Identification of potential aerospace or other threats posed by the unidentified aerial phenomena to national security, and an assessment of whether this unidentified aerial phenomena activity may be attributed to one or more foreign adversaries;

7. Identification of any incidents or patterns that indicate a potential adversary may have achieved breakthrough aerospace capabilities that could put United States strategic or conventional forces at risk;

and
8. Recommendations regarding increased collection of
data, enhanced research and development, and additional
funding and other resources.
The report shall be submitted in unclassified form, but may
include a classified annex.



I read it and as a grown up who lives in the world where China and Russia have made progress in LO tech, where reports of "anomalies" by US personnel are an actual thing. As a congressman who is tasked with making sure national defense is properly funded. It takes a couple of years to react to new technologies and foreign governments have come up with tech that either evades modern detection technologies or disrupts them in away where we have no clue what we are looking at .

I'm sure some of the Junior congress folk who haven't sat on the "cool kids committees" still think that it must be aliens are are breaking out the same old Area 51 t-shirts they used to wear to the county fair.
 
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Wait, so you're the one that put that in there pauldun? Also, mmmhmm, sure its not about UFOs... I can't roll my eyes big enough.
 

sportage

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Well... with the way that Trumpies act and with the way that my own once normal Trumpie family members now act, I DO believe in "the pod people". The Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Once normal, decent, reasonable human-beings now turning into insane pod people with an unnatural unearthly aligence to the leader.

So this is what I think happened... Donald Trump is a space alien from some horrible dying planet that no doubt Donald Trump was also responsible for the destruction of. Then, Donald Trump escaped to earth because the planet had only one escape ship and Donald Trump had to be first and only to escape.

Then when here on earth, Donald Trump needed a base, a following of blindness followers with no eyes to see and no brains to think. And so, Trump took out his box of green pods from his space ship and began transforming regular normal human earthling American citizens into the pod people of Donald Trump. With the original earthling having been absorbed by the pod, with a new Trump manufactured gross formation emerging. The Trump pod person, solely devoted to Donald Trump, with believing only in Donald Trump, and to blindly follow Donald Trump. Then... they learned to drive and to spell and to walk and to talk and, there you have it. The Trump base.

Congress simply wanted US Intelligence to admit to the obvious, that Donald Trump is a space demon and his followers demonic pod people from another planet. Would THAT not explain everything we have experienced thus far? I think so.
 
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hal2kilo

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Well... with the way that Trumpies act and with the way that my own once normal Trumpie family members now act, I DO believe in "the pod people". The Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Once normal, decent, reasonable human-beings now turning into insane pod people with an unnatural unearthly aligence to the leader.

So this is what I think happened... Donald Trump is a space alien from some horrible dying planet that no doubt Donald Trump was also responsible for the destruction of. Then, Donald Trump escaped to earth because the planet had only one escape ship and Donald Trump had to be first and only to escape.

Then when here on earth, Donald Trump needed a base, a following of blindness followers with no eyes to see and no brains to think. And so, Trump took out his box of green pods from his space ship and began transforming regular normal human earthling American citizens into the pod people of Donald Trump. With the original earthling having been absorbed by the pod, with a new Trump manufactured gross formation emerging. The Trump pod person, solely devoted to Donald Trump, with believing only in Donald Trump, and to blindly follow Donald Trump. Then... they learned to drive and to spell and to walk and to talk and, there you have it. The Trump base.

Congress simply wanted US Intelligence to admit to the obvious, that Donald Trump is a space demon and his followers demonic pod people from another planet. Would THAT not explain everything we have experienced thus far? I think so.
It's beyond me. Pod people, who knows. He's a dangerous Svengali.
 

cytg111

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If I had to guess, it was Trump himself. It was leaked that Trump has an alliance with aliens. AND, Trump made the "Space Force". ;)
If ANYONE could be presented with the fact that we are not alone in the verse AND give two shits about it, cause, how does that benefit ME? .... Then its Trump. Actually Space Force makes sense in this context : Space Wall. Keep the space aliens out.