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[MrColin]

The Fifty Shades Generator

http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

EDIT: Probably NSFW

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[darkewaffle]

Our firewall informs me this could be "Adult Material".

 

[Gibsons]

Our firewall informs me this could be "Adult Material".

yep

Spoiler

With my piss flaps now much like a bulldog licking piss from a thistle, he thought it was time to start plunging my other vagina. Is now the time to tell him I really need to launch a toilet twinkie, I wondered? The unrelenting orgasms from his huge penis fucking my gammon alley made me come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. Within no time, I could feel the shitty ectoplasm seeping from my marmite motorway and all over my lunchmeat. I awoke the next morning with my gaping clam cavern still flowing. I thought it was over but his stilton sword had other ideas. The seemingly never-ending streams of baby gravy emanating from his skin flute soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

yep

Spoiler

With my piss flaps now much like a bulldog licking piss from a thistle, he thought it was time to start plunging my other vagina. Is now the time to tell him I really need to launch a toilet twinkie, I wondered? The unrelenting orgasms from his huge penis fucking my gammon alley made me come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. Within no time, I could feel the shitty ectoplasm seeping from my marmite motorway and all over my lunchmeat. I awoke the next morning with my gaping clam cavern still flowing. I thought it was over but his stilton sword had other ideas. The seemingly never-ending streams of baby gravy emanating from his skin flute soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio.

As a proper lady I usually don't succumb to such coarse language, but ROFL. :awe:

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

By now, my tampon tunnel was weeping like a slug in a salt mine.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

By now, my tampon tunnel was weeping like a slug in a salt mine.

Spoiler

Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his wensleydale wand made my spaff dribble like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. The seemingly never-ending streams of steamin' spaff emanating from his lightbulb into my municipal cockwash soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio.

 

[Saint Nick]

Baby gravy. Lmfao!!!

 

[z1ggy]

Rofllllllllllllll

 

[The Boston Dangler]

...I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop.

ok i fell apart at that

 

[darkewaffle]

The "coated like a plasterer's radio" got me.

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

Spoiler

The mixture of colon cobra and love piss in my fart valve created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. The unrelenting orgasms from his purple beaver buster fucking my quim made me come so hard, I began sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory.

LMFAO!! This thread delivers! 10/10

 

[MisterJackson]

"...had me shaking like Michael J. Fox licking a car battery"....LMFAO!