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Prom poem????

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Roshan

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I was going to ask a girl out to prom a put a poem on her desk and just keep it simple. We are really good friends. I was just wondering if anybody had ideas or any websites that had really nice poems to use for asking out a girl for prom. Nothing overly romantic, but enough to get the message across and has relevance with prom. Also, nothing to corny just a nice simple poem for prom. Thnaks Bye.
 
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave
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go to prom with me
and i promise we will have
teh butt secks LOL LOL

better haiku
 
Originally posted by: Roshan
I was going to ask a girl out to prom a put a poem on her desk and just keep it simple. We are really good friends. I was just wondering if anybody had ideas or any websites that had really nice poems to use for asking out a girl for prom. Nothing overly romantic, but enough to get the message across and has relevance with prom. Also, nothing to corny just a nice simple poem for prom. Thnaks Bye.
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Hahaha, a poem? Just ask the wh*re to go to prom with you.
 
Come with me to the ball
There mustn't be a wall
Between you and me
And you will see
Teh best butt secks ever LOL LOL
 
We are both ugly
we can't help that
we should go to prom together
that would be really phat
I only have one condition
I need to get the poon
what will be your decision
cause I already rented the room


Yeah...I'm no fvckin poet
 
For on the 'net my time I waste,
I cannot yet speak face to face,
to the opposite gender of my race,
So to romance I'll give a half-assed chase.

I have about the same small chance
of landing on the moon.
That I had to a bunch of virgins
Of how to try and score some p00n.

Since I'm far too damn nerdy.
And sweat (among other liquids) adorns my palm,
I'll try and keep it in my pants,
and ask, "Sup bitch, prom?"
 
Wow a lot of great poetry, you should just take them all, print them out with the authors, and put them all on her desk and she'll definately get the point.
 
Originally posted by: kb315
Originally posted by: Amol
'sup bitch, prom?
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lol, it gives me a warm feeling to see a quote a year old that i inspired

THE POEM FOR YOU, YOU STUPID NERD


The nerds prom poem

I want you to go to my prom
maybe we can dance to a song
ill let you play my black x-box
if i can touch your juicy box

later that night if you say please
i will go down on my knees
then you laughed and looked in awe
i knew that you would drop your jaw

then you said it is to small
but i thought i had it all!
she thought i said its big as a bat
but i guess im hung like a rat

so i sit alone at home
calling her on my stupid phone
I went to her house and honked my horn
but now i sit looking at pron

i dont know where i went so wrong
i thought i had the biggest shlong
i was wrong, i hate my life
i will never get a wife
 
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
We are both ugly
we can't help that
we should go to prom together
that would be really phat
I only have one condition
I need to get the poon
what will be your decision
cause I already rented the room


Yeah...I'm no fvckin poet
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WINNAR 😀
 
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