Prom in a few hours! Agh!

[spazntwich1]

I don't have a corsage yet. All of my friends do. I'm screwed.

That, and the girl I'm taking is from out of town, so all of the fake people at prom will want to meet her.

Man I can't wait for the after prom party. So much less stress there.

 

[Instagib]

Go buy one

 

[ElFenix]

hope ya get laid!

 

[spazntwich1]

<< Go buy one >>



I'm stopping by a local florist on the way to pick her up. Here's hoping they've got one.

 

[Yeeny]

Aww......... have fun!! And btw, I love your sig.

 

[Novgrod]

I attended four proms. This isn't to inflate my ways with the ladies, it's to explain that . . . .

prom sucks. It sucks money, it sucks time. in your case, it sucks peace. Of the four I attended, only one was passable

As for a corsage, my suggestion is that you pull up a tuft of grass and call it a day.

Edit: oh, and have fun.

 

[Instagib]

Yeah for yor sake. You could just pin a flower on her. hehehehe.

 

[Instagib]

<< I attended four proms. This isn't to inflate my ways with the ladies, it's to explain that . . . .

prom sucks. It sucks money, it sucks time. in your case, it sucks peace. Of the four I attended, only one was passable

As for a corsage, my suggestion is that you pull up a tuft of grass and call it a day. >>

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Rofl

 

[LordMaul]

Buy a roll of toilet paper, stick a pin in it, and tell her it is your lucky roll...and start to cry if you get to put it on her.

 

[spazntwich1]

<< I love your sig. >>





As for the tuft of grass, don't think I haven't considered it.

Part of me knows prom sucks, but the other part knows I'll have some fun (And I don't mean sex). Afterwards at least. We've got a pretty good group of people coming afterwards.

Oh, and you're absolutely right about sucking money. I'm going to be flat broke after tonight, and I'm going to have wait until a summer job to get any more cash.

 

[spazntwich1]

<< Buy a roll of toilet paper, stick a pin in it, and tell her it is your lucky roll...and start to cry if you get to put it on her.


>>



rofl!

 

[Novgrod]

You know, your first post looks frighteningly like a hiaku or "in a station of the metro."

Here's a reworked version to fit your predicament:

In a ballroom of the hotel
the apparition of these lemurs in the crowd
Broke guys hoping to get laid

 

[spazntwich1]

OK, I can't actively participate in my thread anymore. Time to put the tux on. The hot and itchy tux. And then time for dinner. Dinner planned by the un-hot and bitchy girl who's basically comandeered everyone's plans.

Thanks for the support yall.

 

[spazntwich1]

<< You know, your first post looks frighteningly like a hiaku or "in a station of the metro."

Here's a reworked version to fit your predicament:

In a ballroom of the hotel
the apparition of these lemurs in the crowd
Broke guys hoping to get laid >>



I love haikus! In fact, look at the away message I set for myself on AIM right before I posted this thread. Screen name's 'scabies vector'.

 

[Alienwho]

All the prom "fun" for me begins in 2 1/2 hours. Expect my prom wrap up at about 4 am. My friends date is a cold fish, but she is HOT! HOT! HOT! He's totally stressing though because she doesn't talk or anything, I told him that's what he gets for asking one of the hottest chicks. Me on the otherhand, I have an okay date, she's cute but atleast I can talk to her. Hopefully we'll leave the dance early and go watch LOTR at my friends house (you heard right).

 

[spazntwich1]

Well, the tuxedo is on. Time for me to make a run to the florist.

*sighs*