Probably already been done but what is the most embarrassing thing ever happen to you

[iam4u2nv]

I was wondering. I had this awful thing happen to me and I though why me? Why is this always me. I was going to a mall here with my son. He jumped into a revolving door with me and then bumped into me. He and I both got all tripped up and I stepped on the back of his shoe. It came off and got jammed under the front of the revolving door. Well the door was jammed on this shoe and I had a heck of a time getting it out. All of these people kept looking and I could tell they were mad. I felt so stupid. My son was yelling at me to get his shoe back. That was sad.

The other one I had happen was in Virgina Beach. I was roller blading (never again) and I did not know how to stop very well. I was going down hill and I skated into the big front window of a restaurant. I got up and brushed myself off and looked up and there were like 20 people standing there and clapping. DOH!!!

Well help me out, I need to know I am not alone in this.

 

[Ciber]

Well yesterday we had some guest but they were really quiet or something i guess, well i woke up and walk into the living room in my boxers and a buttoned up shirt....well as im walking i feel a little breeze down there.....turns out little ciber somehow slipped out of that little hole that boxers have you know....anyway i noticed that one of the women was staring right into it....man was that embarrasing i quickly pulled my shirt down and covered it, thankfully everyone else was too busy talking and staring at their kids and did not notice.

 

[Kev]

LOL @ Ciber.

Me, I've never done anything embarrassing. I am one slick mofo.

 

[Ciber]

Morning wood sucks :Q