Pretty usless for most of you because ...

highland145

Lifer
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faps/duration is like dividing by zero but you can make sure your hand hasn't picked up anything too incurable.


A British company claims to have created the world’s first “smart condom” which rates blokes performances and helps detects STIs.

The i-Con Smart Condom is like a FitBit, but for your penis.

It provides all the statistics men need to assess their sexual prowess.

Data includes duration of intercourse, calories burnt, number and speed of thrusts, girth measurements, and different positions used per week, month or year.

It will also help detect sexually transmitted diseases such as Chlamydia and Syphilis.

And if you're concerned about your secrets getting out, the Nottingham-based company says that all info will be kept anonymous.

Users "will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world."

In a similar way to other health monitoring devices, it will use nano-chip and Bluetooth technology to relay the data to a smartphone app.


http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2017/03/03/smart-condom-con-will-rate-your-sexual-performance.html
 

highland145

Lifer
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:D highland145, it's good to have you back.
Thanks. Olds hasn't missed me yet. He's been wearing zin out trying to get the high score with his new i condom. Not sure who told him it was good cardio...... :whistles;