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Pretty funny if these are real

GreatBarracuda

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."--Keppel Enderbery

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
 
those are all good ones. 🙂 i'd like to see a comprehensive list of those from our current president. doonsbury runs a sunday strip everynow with recent highlights, but he can't exactly devote his entire strip to them.
 
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP


Both are Quayle-isms.
 
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/carey.htm

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President

All of the above are actually Quayle Quotes.

Didn't feel like researching the rest. Funny though. 🙂
 
Nothing wrong with this one 😕

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

Simple means that 45% of the game is mental.
 
great quotes....in this day and age, i'm suprised that there isnt a huge quote list of everything that every congressperson has said!😀
 
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