Pretty cool way to be shown at your funeral

JS80

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http://www.autoblog.com/2010/04/27/puerto-rican-funeral-home-presents-shooting-victim-on-his-motorc/

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shiner

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I am to be propped up in a bar with a beer in my hand while everyone drinks and tells stories about what a son of a bitch I was.
 

Sluggo

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I am to be propped up in a bar with a beer in my hand while everyone drinks and tells stories about what a son of a bitch I was.

I have some beer handy, do you mind if we start the story telling early? :sneaky:
 

IronWing

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If he was wearing a helmet he might not be the star at the funeral.










Or is this considered a troll post?
 

KeithTalent

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Meh, I'll be cremated and there will be a party afterwards with Heaven's On Fire playing full blast to kick it off. Then a sensible cheese plate and accompanying wines will be served, or chips and beer, haven't decided yet. :hmm:

KT
 

lxskllr

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That's a little odd. I'm a traditionalist... I'm not particular about which tradition, but I like a style that's been around awhile :^D

On the taxidermy thing... I guess there's probably laws against getting mom stuffed, and bringing her home? If so, how about that plastification process? There's people that do that. Can anyone?
 

mmntech

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Well, I thought funerals couldn't get any creepier or more disgusting. I'm proven wrong yet again.

I have a friend who's a former mortician. Wonder what she thinks of this.
 

Locut0s

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Meh, I'll be cremated and there will be a party afterwards with Heaven's On Fire playing full blast to kick it off. Then a sensible cheese plate and accompanying wines will be served, or chips and beer, haven't decided yet. :hmm:

KT

Ever the foodie, till the very end. ;) :D

Would be disgusting for relatives but personally I think it would be fitting to be eaten by vultures like in the pics posted a while back of the traditional Tibetan "Sky Burial".
 

Zeeky Boogy Doog

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I'd rather get a motion sensor rigged up to play a recording of me saying "BOO!" and make me pop out of the casket.
 

skyking

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weirdest cremation story I heard at the funeral home:
Football coach is cremated, and per his request, his ashes are stuffed into a football. He gets tossed around a few times at his wake.
 

Locut0s

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weirdest cremation story I heard at the funeral home:
Football coach is cremated, and per his request, his ashes are stuffed into a football. He gets tossed around a few times at his wake.

That ball better be extra well sealed!