HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH! Here ya go Dave ol buddy;
US Secret Service
I can't reach the site to get you the phone number right now, but here's the FBI's DC number, I'm sure they can connect you to who you need;
202-324-3000
Lemme go ahead and script out the conversation to save you some time;
USSS: This is the secret service headquarters may I help you?
Dave: Yes, I know someone you want to investigate.
USSS: Who and why?
Dave: Well, it's this guy on an internet board I post on, and he made innuendo's about killing the president.
USSS: Did he SAY he was GOING to kill the president?
Dave: Well no, he made a joke about it, then said he'd never wish harm on anyone but he didn't like President Bush...and I thought, hey anyone who doesn't like the divine and perfect George Bush is probably some kinda commie cult wacko who'll eat our children in the name of Satan so I wanted to do my patrioti...
USSS: Thank you Dave, we'll be real sure to get right on that, just after we finish worrying about the 1.2 BILLION people that actually DO want to harm him. Freaking lunatic. *click*
Get OVER IT!!! I said I didn't wish him any real harm, I'm venting over what a complete A$$ he is and wishing to every force in the universe that some miracle gets him out of office before things get any worse....it happens, I'm constitutionally allowed (since I made no actual threat), and I'm sick of all you Bush lovin wacko's overreacting cause people aren't in love with your golden boy!