Preparing the Hotel Room for the night of the wedding...

[Lola]

Just like some others said... if you plan on doing "anything" that night... don't drink too much and leave the reception a bit earlier than planned.

For the room: Bottles of water (important)... if you are having fun, drink water to stay hydrated!!
Champagne/favorite wine
Chocolate covered strawberries
Perhaps a very nice piece of lingerie for her... white lace and satin but naughty in a box with a red bow sitting on the bed.
Candles (even just a few would be ok) Also, is there a nice bathroom in the room? someplace you could put some very nice bubble bath and massage oil?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Sorry, maybe I'm old school but this sounds less like a wedding night free-for-all and more like a virgin's dream of their first time.

Remember all the stress you're going through now? The flower deliveries, the reservations, the catering the.. yada yada yada.. That night signals the end of all of that.. What do you need? Some expensive champagne/wine and.. nothing else.. i mean that.. nothing else.. turn off the light.. rip off her clothes.. enjoy it. no need for rose petals or sented oils or candles.. FVCK.. and enjoy it.. You two earned it.

wait, you're GIVING YAGT type advice? the end of the world is nigh!

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Sorry, maybe I'm old school but this sounds less like a wedding night free-for-all and more like a virgin's dream of their first time.

Remember all the stress you're going through now? The flower deliveries, the reservations, the catering the.. yada yada yada.. That night signals the end of all of that.. What do you need? Some expensive champagne/wine and.. nothing else.. i mean that.. nothing else.. turn off the light.. rip off her clothes.. enjoy it. no need for rose petals or sented oils or candles.. FVCK.. and enjoy it.. You two earned it.

wait, you're GIVING YAGT type advice? the end of the world is nigh!

Yeah, I have nothing against freedomsbeat212 really, but one doesn't take the Pope's advice on condoms either.

For the record, Lola has the best advice so far. She'll probably be grateful for a bath...

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Sorry, maybe I'm old school but this sounds less like a wedding night free-for-all and more like a virgin's dream of their first time.

Remember all the stress you're going through now? The flower deliveries, the reservations, the catering the.. yada yada yada.. That night signals the end of all of that.. What do you need? Some expensive champagne/wine and.. nothing else.. i mean that.. nothing else.. turn off the light.. rip off her clothes.. enjoy it. no need for rose petals or sented oils or candles.. FVCK.. and enjoy it.. You two earned it.

wait, you're GIVING YAGT type advice? the end of the world is nigh!

Yeah, I have nothing against freedomsbeat212 really, but one doesn't take the Pope's advice on condoms either.

For the record, Lola has the best advice so far. She'll probably be grateful for a bath...

Truly, it is the nicest thing to get out of an uncomfortable dress and heels after dancing, standing for hours on end greeting guests, etc and take a bath with your new spouse. That should relax her and revive her a bit too! :evil:

 

[NeoV]

omg, lola stop it!

 

[alien42]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Sorry, maybe I'm old school but this sounds less like a wedding night free-for-all and more like a virgin's dream of their first time.

Remember all the stress you're going through now? The flower deliveries, the reservations, the catering the.. yada yada yada.. That night signals the end of all of that.. What do you need? Some expensive champagne/wine and.. nothing else.. i mean that.. nothing else.. turn off the light.. rip off her clothes.. enjoy it. no need for rose petals or sented oils or candles.. FVCK.. and enjoy it.. You two earned it.

why would you want to turn off the lights unless you are with some herpes laden lollipop club skank?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Sorry, maybe I'm old school but this sounds less like a wedding night free-for-all and more like a virgin's dream of their first time.

Remember all the stress you're going through now? The flower deliveries, the reservations, the catering the.. yada yada yada.. That night signals the end of all of that.. What do you need? Some expensive champagne/wine and.. nothing else.. i mean that.. nothing else.. turn off the light.. rip off her clothes.. enjoy it. no need for rose petals or sented oils or candles.. FVCK.. and enjoy it.. You two earned it.

wait, you're GIVING YAGT type advice? the end of the world is nigh!

Yeah, I have nothing against freedomsbeat212 really, but one doesn't take the Pope's advice on condoms either.

For the record, Lola has the best advice so far. She'll probably be grateful for a bath...

Truly, it is the nicest thing to get out of an uncomfortable dress and heels after dancing, standing for hours on end greeting guests, etc and take a bath with your new spouse. That should relax her and revive her a bit too! :evil:

FTW. Make sure you get the suite with the Jacuzzi tub and shower the size of a small bathroom.

- M4H

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Sorry, maybe I'm old school but this sounds less like a wedding night free-for-all and more like a virgin's dream of their first time.

Remember all the stress you're going through now? The flower deliveries, the reservations, the catering the.. yada yada yada.. That night signals the end of all of that.. What do you need? Some expensive champagne/wine and.. nothing else.. i mean that.. nothing else.. turn off the light.. rip off her clothes.. enjoy it. no need for rose petals or sented oils or candles.. FVCK.. and enjoy it.. You two earned it.

wait, you're GIVING YAGT type advice? the end of the world is nigh!

Yeah, I have nothing against freedomsbeat212 really, but one doesn't take the Pope's advice on condoms either.

For the record, Lola has the best advice so far. She'll probably be grateful for a bath...

Truly, it is the nicest thing to get out of an uncomfortable dress and heels after dancing, standing for hours on end greeting guests, etc and take a bath with your new spouse. That should relax her and revive her a bit too! :evil:

FTW. Make sure you get the suite with the Jacuzzi tub and shower the size of a small bathroom.

- M4H

Call ahead and have the hotel draw the bath for you, it's the Ritz and your honeymoon, I'm certain they'll do it happily.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: aphex
Got a nice room at the Ritz for the night after the wedding, and was trying to brainstorm ideas on how to best prepare the room for our arrival...

I was thinking,

Bouquet of Roses
Chilled Champagne
Rose Petals leading from the doorway to the bed?

how romantic

don't forget the flavored condoms and viagra :laugh:

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Sorry, maybe I'm old school but this sounds less like a wedding night free-for-all and more like a virgin's dream of their first time.

Remember all the stress you're going through now? The flower deliveries, the reservations, the catering the.. yada yada yada.. That night signals the end of all of that.. What do you need? Some expensive champagne/wine and.. nothing else.. i mean that.. nothing else.. turn off the light.. rip off her clothes.. enjoy it. no need for rose petals or sented oils or candles.. FVCK.. and enjoy it.. You two earned it.

wait, you're GIVING YAGT type advice? the end of the world is nigh!

Yeah, I have nothing against freedomsbeat212 really, but one doesn't take the Pope's advice on condoms either.

For the record, Lola has the best advice so far. She'll probably be grateful for a bath...

Truly, it is the nicest thing to get out of an uncomfortable dress and heels after dancing, standing for hours on end greeting guests, etc and take a bath with your new spouse. That should relax her and revive her a bit too! :evil:

Heh, on our wedding night, I helped my wife out of that uncomfortable dress, she washed off her makeup, we ate the strawberries and passed the fvck out.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Sorry, maybe I'm old school but this sounds less like a wedding night free-for-all and more like a virgin's dream of their first time.

Remember all the stress you're going through now? The flower deliveries, the reservations, the catering the.. yada yada yada.. That night signals the end of all of that.. What do you need? Some expensive champagne/wine and.. nothing else.. i mean that.. nothing else.. turn off the light.. rip off her clothes.. enjoy it. no need for rose petals or sented oils or candles.. FVCK.. and enjoy it.. You two earned it.

wait, you're GIVING YAGT type advice? the end of the world is nigh!

Yeah, I have nothing against freedomsbeat212 really, but one doesn't take the Pope's advice on condoms either.

For the record, Lola has the best advice so far. She'll probably be grateful for a bath...

Truly, it is the nicest thing to get out of an uncomfortable dress and heels after dancing, standing for hours on end greeting guests, etc and take a bath with your new spouse. That should relax her and revive her a bit too! :evil:

Heh, on our wedding night, I helped my wife out of that uncomfortable dress, she washed off her makeup, we ate the strawberries and passed the fvck out.

no sexxoring? :Q

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Sorry, maybe I'm old school but this sounds less like a wedding night free-for-all and more like a virgin's dream of their first time.

Remember all the stress you're going through now? The flower deliveries, the reservations, the catering the.. yada yada yada.. That night signals the end of all of that.. What do you need? Some expensive champagne/wine and.. nothing else.. i mean that.. nothing else.. turn off the light.. rip off her clothes.. enjoy it. no need for rose petals or sented oils or candles.. FVCK.. and enjoy it.. You two earned it.

wait, you're GIVING YAGT type advice? the end of the world is nigh!

Yeah, I have nothing against freedomsbeat212 really, but one doesn't take the Pope's advice on condoms either.

For the record, Lola has the best advice so far. She'll probably be grateful for a bath...

Truly, it is the nicest thing to get out of an uncomfortable dress and heels after dancing, standing for hours on end greeting guests, etc and take a bath with your new spouse. That should relax her and revive her a bit too! :evil:

Heh, on our wedding night, I helped my wife out of that uncomfortable dress, she washed off her makeup, we ate the strawberries and passed the fvck out.

no sexxoring? :Q

Nope. Sleep was all we did in that bed.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Sorry, maybe I'm old school but this sounds less like a wedding night free-for-all and more like a virgin's dream of their first time.

Remember all the stress you're going through now? The flower deliveries, the reservations, the catering the.. yada yada yada.. That night signals the end of all of that.. What do you need? Some expensive champagne/wine and.. nothing else.. i mean that.. nothing else.. turn off the light.. rip off her clothes.. enjoy it. no need for rose petals or sented oils or candles.. FVCK.. and enjoy it.. You two earned it.

wait, you're GIVING YAGT type advice? the end of the world is nigh!

Yeah, I have nothing against freedomsbeat212 really, but one doesn't take the Pope's advice on condoms either.

For the record, Lola has the best advice so far. She'll probably be grateful for a bath...

Truly, it is the nicest thing to get out of an uncomfortable dress and heels after dancing, standing for hours on end greeting guests, etc and take a bath with your new spouse. That should relax her and revive her a bit too! :evil:
[/quote]

Heh, on our wedding night, I helped my wife out of that uncomfortable dress, she washed off her makeup, we ate the strawberries and passed the fvck out.[/quote]
no sexxoring? :Q[/quote]

Nope. Sleep was all we did in that bed.[/quote]
you started out as an old married couple already.

 

[theknight571]

Originally posted by: Feldenak
Don't bother prepping too much, you'll both be so exhausted by the time you get to the hotel you'll eat the strawberries, drink the sparkling wine and pass the fvck out.

Exactly... just make sure there's a bed there and a change of clothes for the next day.

I don't think my wife and I did anything but lay down and pass out on our wedding night. lol

 

[teddyv]

Bottles of water

Lola beat me to it - having a few bottles of water on ice is critical should you be planning to be, errr, up for a most of the night.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: moshquerade


you started out as an old married couple already.

We'd been together for 7 years at that point. We were tired so we slept.

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Sorry, maybe I'm old school but this sounds less like a wedding night free-for-all and more like a virgin's dream of their first time.

Remember all the stress you're going through now? The flower deliveries, the reservations, the catering the.. yada yada yada.. That night signals the end of all of that.. What do you need? Some expensive champagne/wine and.. nothing else.. i mean that.. nothing else.. turn off the light.. rip off her clothes.. enjoy it. no need for rose petals or sented oils or candles.. FVCK.. and enjoy it.. You two earned it.

wait, you're GIVING YAGT type advice? the end of the world is nigh!

Yeah, I have nothing against freedomsbeat212 really, but one doesn't take the Pope's advice on condoms either.

For the record, Lola has the best advice so far. She'll probably be grateful for a bath...

Truly, it is the nicest thing to get out of an uncomfortable dress and heels after dancing, standing for hours on end greeting guests, etc and take a bath with your new spouse. That should relax her and revive her a bit too! :evil:

Heh, on our wedding night, I helped my wife out of that uncomfortable dress, she washed off her makeup, we ate the strawberries and passed the fvck out.

no sexxoring? :Q

That is what everyone told us too, but we still mustered up the engery to consumate the marriage... so don't think you can't have fun after the reception.

 

[KarmaPolice]

Beads and Dildos everywhere....



Ive never been married but I would think some flowers and some champaign would be enough...a bath would prob rule as well.

 

[mikej007]

Originally posted by: Feldenak
Don't bother prepping too much, you'll both be so exhausted by the time you get to the hotel you'll eat the strawberries, drink the sparkling wine and pass the fvck out.

This man speaks the truth. I didnt have any of that fancy sh1t the night of my wedding, we were so damn tired after the whole event... just keep it simple.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Did you finally find this in stock?