Preparing the Hotel Room for the night of the wedding...

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aphex

aphex

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Got a nice room at the Ritz for the night after the wedding, and was trying to brainstorm ideas on how to best prepare the room for our arrival...

I was thinking,

Bouquet of Roses
Chilled Champagne
Rose Petals leading from the doorway to the bed? :)
 
NFS4

NFS4

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LOL, just had a glimpse of the final scene of 40 year old virgin in my head :D
 
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Ernest goes to camp on the TV should do it.

Edit: and rent a couple albino midgets



 
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inflatable swimming pool filled with KY jelly


Seriously though, you're already on the right trail. As a sexual food, dipping chocolate with strawberries and other fruits.

If you haven't discussed 'protection', I'd keep them on the ready...
 
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slackerinabox

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why does this thread give me the skeevy jeevies? Imagine your beautiful bride's suprise when you mentioned that dorks on an internet forum helped set the mood?
 
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Putting rose petals on the floor may have unintended consequences. If you walk on them, the oils may discolor the carpet.
 
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Originally posted by: aphex
Got a nice room at the Ritz for the night after the wedding, and was trying to brainstorm ideas on how to best prepare the room for our arrival...

I was thinking,

Bouquet of Roses
Chilled Champagne
Rose Petals leading from the doorway to the bed? :)
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Lots of candles
Barry White music in the background
(and if you two didn't have the chance to eat at enough at your reception...pizza!)
 
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slackerinabox

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Sorry, maybe I'm old school but this sounds less like a wedding night free-for-all and more like a virgin's dream of their first time.

Remember all the stress you're going through now? The flower deliveries, the reservations, the catering the.. yada yada yada.. That night signals the end of all of that.. What do you need? Some expensive champagne/wine and.. nothing else.. i mean that.. nothing else.. turn off the light.. rip off her clothes.. enjoy it. no need for rose petals or sented oils or candles.. FVCK.. and enjoy it.. You two earned it.
 
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Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Sorry, maybe I'm old school but this sounds less like a wedding night free-for-all and more like a virgin's dream of their first time.

Remember all the stress you're going through now? The flower deliveries, the reservations, the catering the.. yada yada yada.. That night signals the end of all of that.. What do you need? Some expensive champagne/wine and.. nothing else.. i mean that.. nothing else.. turn off the light.. rip off her clothes.. enjoy it. no need for rose petals or sented oils or candles.. FVCK.. and enjoy it.. You two earned it.
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Advice from the guy with more YAGT's than everyone else combined?
 
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slackerinabox

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Originally posted by: Alone
Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Sorry, maybe I'm old school but this sounds less like a wedding night free-for-all and more like a virgin's dream of their first time.

Remember all the stress you're going through now? The flower deliveries, the reservations, the catering the.. yada yada yada.. That night signals the end of all of that.. What do you need? Some expensive champagne/wine and.. nothing else.. i mean that.. nothing else.. turn off the light.. rip off her clothes.. enjoy it. no need for rose petals or sented oils or candles.. FVCK.. and enjoy it.. You two earned it.
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Advice from the guy with more YAGT's than everyone else combined?
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I've celebrated many an anniversary and, the first few times I was all cheesy and sweet.. Then I got the picture and.. Well. I think we had more fun then.
 
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Conky

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Originally posted by: aphex
Got a nice room at the Ritz for the night after the wedding, and was trying to brainstorm ideas on how to best prepare the room for our arrival...

I was thinking,

Bouquet of Roses
Chilled Champagne
Rose Petals leading from the doorway to the bed? :)
Click to expand...
I was thinking more like:

Bottle of Viagra (so the night doesn't end after the first 30 seconds)
Midget in leather outfit holding a rose (since you are so hung up on roses)
Pump dispenser of Astroglide

:D
 
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magomago

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Originally posted by: Alone
Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Sorry, maybe I'm old school but this sounds less like a wedding night free-for-all and more like a virgin's dream of their first time.

Remember all the stress you're going through now? The flower deliveries, the reservations, the catering the.. yada yada yada.. That night signals the end of all of that.. What do you need? Some expensive champagne/wine and.. nothing else.. i mean that.. nothing else.. turn off the light.. rip off her clothes.. enjoy it. no need for rose petals or sented oils or candles.. FVCK.. and enjoy it.. You two earned it.
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Advice from the guy with more YAGT's than everyone else combined?
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that isn't being fair - you can probably add in all of China he has more YAGTs. MAYYYYBE if we ADD the wacky indians [and trust me hella amounts are messed up with all their bollywood videos of love, etc. One of my Indian Friends told a girl that didn't like him "If I died, would you go to my funeral" because he thought that would "snap" her into realizing how much she really did like him bla bla bla....and there is more where this came from ] MAYYYBEEE they might approach what he has accomplished.

Give the man credit where its due
 
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Feldenak

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Don't bother prepping too much, you'll both be so exhausted by the time you get to the hotel you'll eat the strawberries, drink the sparkling wine and pass the fvck out.
 
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