Prepare for second interview? (not serious thread)

[Texashiker]

Went for an interview today, supposed to have the follow up before the end of the week. The first one went well and the lady told me she wanted to bring me on. Another person is supposed to be at the second interview for in depth technical questions.

Best way to prepare?

I thought about bringing the lady some flowers and lingerie. Or would candy and lingerie be better? She was wearing black, so I thought about black lingerie with red fringe.

Not sure if the second person is male or female, so I thought about something generic for the other person. Maybe coupons for burger king or something like that?

Wish me luck guys and gals.

Seriously though, I did go for an interview and hope to get the job.

 

[WelshBloke]

Whiskey. But if they say you dont get the job snatch it back and chug it all in front of them!


P.S. dont do this.

P.P.S. Good luck!

 

[nakedfrog]

Sex toys.

 

[lxskllr]

Haven't seen you in awhile Tex. Good Luck!

 

[Texashiker]

Whiskey. But if they say you dont get the job snatch it back and chug it all in front of them!
P.S. dont do this.
P.P.S. Good luck!

Thank you, and that is a good suggestion.

Sex toys.

Haven't seen you in awhile Tex. Good Luck!

Thanks guys,

Instead of lingerie, how about a bottle of whiskey and show her my big black cock?

This is really my cock, and it is more impressive when it is standing up. It's ok to be jealous.

 

[lxskllr]

Bottle of whisky in one hand, your cock in the other? I don't see how you could lose!

 

[FeuerFrei]

Those ARE typical Valentine's gifts and should be readily available. But those items won't remind them of you.

I would leave them with a framed portrait of yourself - so they can fondly remember your time together. Your pose should be symbolic of the role you hope to fill.

 

[brianmanahan]

a leather-bound journal containing all your P&N posts

 

[Thebobo]

haven't looked for a job in ages so I don't have any words of wisdom other than good luck.

 

[Mayne]

my sister has an interview tomorrow at an adult store. I think she will get the job.

 

[snoopy7548]

my sister has an interview tomorrow at an adult store. I think she will get the job.

Hand or blow?

 

[Tim_Derr]

print this thread out https://forums.anandtech.com/threads/iran-unveils-new-cruise-missile.2560857/ should show them your grasp on reality

 

[zinfamous]

I'd be happy to write a letter of recommendation for you, TH.

 

[brianmanahan]

I'd be happy to write a letter of recommendation for you, TH.

i would enjoy reading this letter

 

[Texashiker]

Sent the person a follow up email yesterday evening thanking them for the interview. Asked about the follow up and have not heard anything.

Sad face.

Maybe I am expecting something too fast?

I'd be happy to write a letter of recommendation for you, TH.

That would be nice of you.

 

[AdamK47]

Good luck on your getting that 6 day-a-week deckhand position. We all know how you like being out on the open waters.

 

[zinfamous]

That would be nice of you.

Right on, man. Just send me the employer's mailing address and I'll get something to them by the end of tomorrow.

 

[Texashiker]

Right on, man. Just send me the employer's mailing address and I'll get something to them by the end of tomorrow.

Could you just email it to me and I will hand deliver it for you?