- Jun 15, 2001
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After starting my spicy foods thread, I realized that I was hungry.
A BMT from Subway with extra jalapenos, extra olives, and some Dave's Ultimate Insanity Sauce sounded just right. I needed gas and some stuff from Walmart anyway, and it's a beautiful 80° winter day. I first stopped at the local Chevron and decided to treat my baby to 89 octane.
After I got gas I pulled into the far right lane, where there was a red light. A blonde woman in a Ford Excursion pulled up next to me.
"Great", I think to myself. "A blonde woman, in an SUV. She'll probably merge right into me when this light changes."
With that I kept a close eye on her.
Sure enough, she pulled right into my lane, coming about 2 inches from hitting my little Ford Festiva. She had a look of terror on her face (she was wearing sunglasses) and pulled back into her lane. She then swerved a few times and made an abrupt *left* turn. I lost her after that.
Women can't drive!
A BMT from Subway with extra jalapenos, extra olives, and some Dave's Ultimate Insanity Sauce sounded just right. I needed gas and some stuff from Walmart anyway, and it's a beautiful 80° winter day. I first stopped at the local Chevron and decided to treat my baby to 89 octane.
After I got gas I pulled into the far right lane, where there was a red light. A blonde woman in a Ford Excursion pulled up next to me.
"Great", I think to myself. "A blonde woman, in an SUV. She'll probably merge right into me when this light changes."
With that I kept a close eye on her.
Sure enough, she pulled right into my lane, coming about 2 inches from hitting my little Ford Festiva. She had a look of terror on her face (she was wearing sunglasses) and pulled back into her lane. She then swerved a few times and made an abrupt *left* turn. I lost her after that.
Women can't drive!
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