Predict the excuses from the other side when their Presidential candidate loses

[glenn1]

Your mission, should you choose to accept it...

Predict what will be the excuse(s) used by the other side when they lose in November. Bonus points if you can correctly identify in advance which ATPN poster uses which excuse

 

[nick1985]

kerry--"But...I STILL won 3 purple hearts! "

 

[UltraQuiet]

Any random liberal on this board will say: "People are so stupid", or words to that effect.

 

[dmcowen674]

They'll just Parrot the rhetoric Rush and Hannity will be forced to go back to when Clinton was in Office.

The P&N NeoCons haven't been original before the Election so there is no reason to think they would be original after.

 

[Ozoned]

Originally posted by: glenn1
Your mission, should you choose to accept it...

Predict what will be the excuse(s) used by the other side when they lose in November. Bonus points if you can correctly identify in advance which ATPN poster uses which excuse

I predict that glenn1 will post:

'Yea, thats the way I thought it would turn out, I told you so...'

 

[charrison]

democrats will blame electonic voting machines

 

[glenn1]

'Yea, thats the way I thought it would turn out, I told you so...'

I'm predicting that whichever of these two assclowns win, the American people will lose, so you're probably right

 

[alchemize]

Liberals: a) People are stupid...dumb rednecks...etc. (Prediction whom: most all of them)
b) Time for a revolution!!!...now somebody with balls go fight it for me (Prediction whom: Oh jeez that one is obvious)

Neocons: a) If we'd only found more WMDs we wouldn't be having this discussion. (Prediction whom? Me!)
b) The liberal media did it! (Prediction: ?)

 

[arsbanned]

My my, so cynical.
Well, I know what I'm gonna say if Kerry loses: "The Republican Dirty Tricks Machine wins another Victory!"
If Kerry wins, the other side will say "The Democratic Dirty Tricks machine FINALLY scores!"




Edit: Found MORE WMD? We haven't found any. Unless you count those 2 old ass spent Sarin shells.

 

[burnedout]

If President Bush wins, then we may hear [see] something along the lines of

- "This election was bought and paid for by <insert one or more despised group/individual here>."

Despised groups/individuals:

big oil, Saudi Arabia, Israel, Nazi Germany, big business, neo-cons, southern rednecks, hick bearded rifled nationalists, morons, idiots, Wal-Mart, India, Halliburton, Houston, China, Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Osama bin Laden, Mexico.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Bush wins- Facists are to blame

Kerry wins- Communists are to blame.

 

[Bowfinger]

Originally posted by: charrison
democrats will blame electonic voting machines

Nah. If Nader wins, on the other hand, everyone will blame electronic voting machines.

 

[DealMonkey]

If Bush wins I predict there will be a mass exodus of liberals to Canada.

(you wish you fascist bully boys! )

 

[NightCrawler]

Originally posted by: dmcowen674
They'll just Parrot the rhetoric Rush and Hannity will be forced to go back to when Clinton was in Office.

The P&amp;N NeoCons haven't been original before the Election so there is no reason to think they would be original after.

What about the Neocons that don't listen to Rush and Hannity?

 

[PatboyX]

i feel like if bush wins, a lot of dems will feel just beat up for a while. sort of disenchanted and this sort of lingering "well, lets just try to hold on for the duration./close your eyes and do it for england" type of deal.
if kerry wins, the republicans can go back to feeling like being the white rich majority is a hideous struggle and everyone is out to get them. especially the socialist government.

(so, either way, self-pity and pouting all around)

 

[glenn1]

If Bush wins I predict there will be a mass exodus of liberals to Canada.

I thought quite a few Hollywood types said that before the last election, and I haven't seen any reports of mass emmigration IIRC....