Prankster's last day in office soon

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Kelvrick

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Feb 14, 2001
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Ok, so I work at an auditing firm and one of the accountants, they're called associates here, is leaving and his last day is on Monday.

Now, I'm relatively new, but then I'm getting along with everyone and he's part of a small group of pranksters and the girls in the office wanna get em back since they get picked on the most.

So, I was out to lunch with em and I suggested the usual:

-fill his cubicle with packing peanuts/super bouncy balls

-foil wrap his cubicle,

-making foil copies of everything in his cubicle and replacing the real stuff (not wrapping stuff, but just shaping the aluminum foil with your hands into their shape and then just move all his stuff somewhere else),

-moving his cubicle to the hallway next to the elevators

-placing remote operated vibrater inside the cushioning in his chair

-finding an ex to come in and say that she's preggo

But, I feel like some of that stuff is funny, but then its kinda cliche. I mean, the foil stuff has been done before and all that. I need more ideas!

Even if I don't get a usable idea from here though, I'll be sure to post pictures of hte process and end result.

Oh, and I've spoken to HR and the Office Managers on this, but I'm not sure they know how far I might go....

EDIT: Info for you guys to consider, he is single, and as far as I know, not seeing anyone.

EDIT2: Tomorrow is his last day. Tonight is do or die. Oh, and there were just some loud crashing noises to the cubicles behind me. Apparently, the upper shelves in a girl's cubicles was filled with bouncy balls.

EDITED every time I see an idea I like or think of something
 
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HN

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take a screenshot of his desktop, hide all his icons, and replace his wallpaper with screenshot you took.
 
iamwiz82

iamwiz82

Lifer
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Sacrifice a goat on his desk. Put the head on a stick and attach it to the cubicle wall like a flag. Be sure to wrap the entrails around in a decorative fashion.
 
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Kelvrick

Lifer
Feb 14, 2001
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Originally posted by: HN
take a screenshot of his desktop, hide all his icons, and replace his wallpaper with screenshot you took.
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Blah, thats what I do regularly on any newbies in the office. This last one has to be REALLY good. Besides, everyone has a laptop here that they take home.

I need NEW ideas here people.

That, and HR gave me the go-ahead, but iono about that SM, taking a sh1t on his desk stuff....

Although, the goat does sound tempting...
 
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BooGiMaN

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just have one of the girls come up to him and ask him to close his eyes and pucker his lips for a farewell kiss..when he does, have her give him a strong swift kick to the nuts instead..video tape it and post it on here....


it will be hilarious i swear!
 
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Kelvrick

Lifer
Feb 14, 2001
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Originally posted by: shimsham
is he married? if not, get a recent date to pop in and say shes pregnant.
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Oh... Thats a good one... I'll look into that in ADDITION to whatever we do. Maybe do that to him at the end of the day as we're all heading to the farewell dinner.

just have one of the girls come up to him and ask him to close his eyes and pucker his lips for a farewell kiss..when he does, have her give him a strong swift kick to the nuts instead..video tape it and post it on here....


it will be hilarious i swear!
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That does sound damn funny... Laughed just reading it, and one of the girls is hot... But iono if I can avoid a swift firing, ass-kicking, lawsuit, or all three over this. :D
 
iamwiz82

iamwiz82

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Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
I put 10,000 ladybugs in my boss' truck.
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To expand, get lots of grasshoppers from the local pet store, saranwrap his cubicle door, then put them in there
 
GasX

GasX

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Feb 8, 2001
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Order everyone in the office lunch in his name and make him pay for it...
 
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ahurtt

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Hire some actors and have them dress up like federal agents. Have them be going through his desk and packing up his computer and stuff as if they are confiscating his belongings. When he walks in everybody should scatter into their offices/cubes like they are trying to avoid him and let him find his way to his desk where the manager will be waiting along with the fake feds. Then have them give him some story about the administrator finding kiddie porn on his company computer or something like that. . . I bet he will wish he brought a change of pants. It will be even funnier if he actually breaks down and admits to it haha.. . well not really
 
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TitanDiddly

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Move him out, then get an intern from another department to come and fill up his cubicle with his own stuff, making it look like he's been in place for a while. Have everyone pretend he hasn't worked there in years.
 
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HN

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Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Originally posted by: HN
take a screenshot of his desktop, hide all his icons, and replace his wallpaper with screenshot you took.
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Blah, thats what I do regularly on any newbies in the office. This last one has to be REALLY good. Besides, everyone has a laptop here that they take home.

I need NEW ideas here people.

That, and HR gave me the go-ahead, but iono about that SM, taking a sh1t on his desk stuff....

Although, the goat does sound tempting...
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yeah, i know, it's just the default "help me with a prank" answer :beer:

speaking of :beer:, cheers him with a tainted beer (you choose the taint, but may i suggest watching American Pie for ideas?)
 
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severtki

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Any way to loosen all the nuts on his office furniture? Would be great if his whole desk crashed apart when he set his laptop on it. Even better if the chair went, too.
 
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