Prank to pull on our coworker?

[Syringer]

So we have an office of 5, and it's one of guys' bday tomorrow--any ideas?

We're all in our early to mid 20s so the more immature, tasteless, or whatever is highly the better.

 

[KeithTalent]

Spider on the chair.

KT

 

[TallBill]

Set his cubicle on fire with him in it.

 

[Tweak155]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Set his cubicle on fire with him in it.

Strap a fake bomb to yourself and pretend to go crazy then shoot at him with blanks from pistol while laughing hysterically saying "Hope no one has a bday today".

 

[ggnl]

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Enjoy

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Birthday pranks are lame.

 

[Perknose]

Do something SO stupid that it will enrage him to the point that he beats the living snot out of you. Have your co-workers vid it. Post it on youtube under the heading, "Karma Catches Up With Syringer."

After you get out of the hospital, post the link here.

 

[purbeast0]

there was a real funny prank that someone pulled on someone this past weekend when i went on a golf trip ...

if it's cold where you live, take his jacket or sweatshirt (pending it can be washed in the normal washing machine) and soak it in water, then ring it out and put it in the freezer (if you have a kitchen at work).

then later on in the day trick him into looking into the freezer for something for you, and he'll see his jacket/sweatshirt hard as a rock.

 

[SneakyStuff]

You need to get him a giant "GET WELL" balloon and then all of you have to scream "BECAUSE YOU DA SICKEST CO-WORKER EVER!" :laugh:

 

[spacejamz]

you could tell him, "don't make plans for lunch tomorrow" and then never bring up the subject again....

 

[PepePeru]

i had some liquid hand soap that looked quite similar to jizzum.

print out a pic of him, apply hand soap liberally to picture of him and leave it on his desk.

post it note on desk with "<3 your secret admirers"

profit.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
Birthday pranks are lame.

You must be fun at parties.

 

[darkxshade]

-Pop out and re-arrange all the keys on his keyboard.
-If he does not a laser mouse, remove the trackball and hide it.
-Reverse the staples inside his stapler.
-Put a spider colony in his drawers.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: SneakyStuff
You need to get him a giant "GET WELL" balloon and then all of you have to scream "BECAUSE YOU DA SICKEST CO-WORKER EVER!" :laugh:

Haha I like that.

 

[Squisher]

Fill the palm of your hand with mayonnaise, extend your hand out to shake his hand with your palm turned slightly down, hilarity ensues.

Had a fellow employee do this to every new hire to welcome them.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Switch some keys on his keyboard. * and / on the numpad work well. The insert/delete group of buttons can get totally re-arranged. The - and = key can easily be swapped. And it's subtle enough that he won't realize what is wrong immediately.

He's bound to hit one of those during his day.

Especially good for pranking programmers!

 

[Denithor]

Originally posted by: Squisher
Fill the palm of your hand with mayonnaise, extend your hand out to shake his hand with your palm turned slightly down, hilarity ensues.

Had a fellow employee do this to every new hire to welcome them.

Now we know where you got your name...

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Do the old "tape cardboard across the cube door & fill with foam peanuts" trick?

Flip over everything in/on the desk (and I mean everything).

Tape the phone handset to the base with heavy clear packing tape.

If his mouse/keyboard are the old PS2 plugs - reverse them. Hillarity ensues. "Why the fuck won't these work, they're plugged in..." IT gets called and it usually takes them at least a few minutes to discover the problem (after a reboot or two).

 

[Strk]

If he falls asleep at the desk, staple gun his tie to it.

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
Birthday pranks are lame.

You must be fun at parties.

:thumbsup:

 

[Crono]

Put a $100 bill in a place you know he'll find it and be surprised. That'll show him!

 

[imported_Champ]

put all his desk stuff like staplers and phones in jello

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

If he drives, wire his brake light switch the the horn relay. It will scare the absolute shit out of him and he most likely won't have a clue how to fix it.

 

[oiprocs]

I'm getting the feeling that we will never find out what prank was pulled.

 

[jpeyton]

Spank, then pie in face.

 

[gorcorps]

Print out pics of porn and cover everything with them. Then cover those with foil, so he unwraps the foil to find porn. It's imperative that you use porn he won't enjoy.