Prank in waiting?

lupi

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One of the microwaves at work has a broken door interlock.

I mean, it uses a translucent plastic piece as the only front shielding so how much exposure could it give them.
 

Captante

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Originally posted by: lupi
One of the microwaves at work has a broken door interlock.

I mean, it uses a translucent plastic piece as the only front shielding so how much exposure could it give them.


You can't be serious! :confused:
 

TuxDave

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Originally posted by: lupi
One of the microwaves at work has a broken door interlock.

I mean, it uses a translucent plastic piece as the only front shielding so how much exposure could it give them.

And in that transulucent plastic is a sheet of metal acting as a faraday cage. So unless you really desire cooking your face, you better keep that door closed.
 

D1gger

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I think it is a great idea. Just be sure to stand on a chair so your groin is fully exposed to the "light". The rest of the world will breathe a little easier knowing that your genes won't be passed on to the next generation.
 

NuroMancer

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Originally posted by: D1gger
I think it is a great idea. Just be sure to stand on a chair so your groin is fully exposed to the "light". The rest of the world will breathe a little easier knowing that your genes won't be passed on to the next generation.

I know I would sleep better...
 

BrokenVisage

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I read the title of this thread and thought (also hoped) you were talking about the prank in 'Waiting', where all the guys would try and get you to look at their cocks while bending over or something.. yeah, that prank would be dangerous depending on where you tried it.

Should be in here somewhere :p
 

AMCRambler

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Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
I read the title of this thread and thought (also hoped) you were talking about the prank in 'Waiting', where all the guys would try and get you to look at their cocks while bending over or something.. yeah, that prank would be dangerous depending on where you tried it.

Should be in here somewhere :p

"Awww maaannnnn!!!! Not the bat wing!!!! AUGGHHHHH!!!! It's all veiny!!!!"
 

lupi

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Originally posted by: D1gger
I think it is a great idea. Just be sure to stand on a chair so your groin is fully exposed to the "light". The rest of the world will breathe a little easier knowing that your genes won't be passed on to the next generation.

I'll be real worried about that, starting sometime after I stop hanging around nuclear reactors.
 
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I had a microwave that started automatically turning on as soon as you opened the door - that thing scared the hell out of me. I had to break the door before putting it out with the trash.
 

Auryg

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Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
I read the title of this thread and thought (also hoped) you were talking about the prank in 'Waiting', where all the guys would try and get you to look at their cocks while bending over or something.. yeah, that prank would be dangerous depending on where you tried it.

Should be in here somewhere :p

Ugh, I wish Waiting was never made. My friend still whips out his penis nearly every night we're with him.

*He's not gay



**I think.