PRAISE THE LORD!!! Finally found a site that tells it like it is!

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Ameesh

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i emailed jesus about email he told me that he doesnt like pop3 , he prefers imap4. i said ok.
 
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Grminalac

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LOOk, the honorable reverend even tackles the tough questions such as female menstration:
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Wow, it must be true, its in the bible...



<< This is one of the reasons I refuse to let my wife Penni do work outside the home. What happens when her period comes along, eh? She would have to take a week off work, and confine herself to her room, wouldn't she? >>

 
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vash

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... adding another site to block out of my memory and to never visit again ...

vash
 
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Grminalac

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I love it!!!!!

"It reminds me of that other great Christian test - to discover a witch. Back in the Christian Middle Ages a woman suspected of being a witch would be held under water for a full 2 minutes by a priest. If she drowned, she was declared innocent, and if she survived she was obviously a witch and was burned at the stake! Ah - if only the world was more Christian these days, we wouldn't have any problems from so-called "liberal" women - many of whom are no doubt practising witches."

 
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Yo Ma Ma

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<< I love it!!!!! >>

Yes, you obviously do, seeing as you are the main contributor to your own thread.
 
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rgwalt

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Grrrr...

I was hoping for a site with real substance. Thanks for leading me on. Much appreciated...

Ryan
 
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MikeO

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<< Very strange site there. Is it serious or some kind of joke? :) >>



Who knows, one would think whole christianity is a joke but live and learn...


<edit> ok... i realized he confirmed my view, bible is too illogical to be true. </edit>



<< Something doesn't quite add up! >>



No sh1t :D :D
 
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Noriaki

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Glad I finally found someone in a position of Moral Authority (??) that agrees with me that we should senselessly supress 1/2 the world's population.

Since we agree that our wives should be confined to the house and do nothing but cook us dinner and clean up after us....it begs the question what do we do that week?
She's obviously to dirty to clean, and we don't want to eat any food she's contaminated, and we are obviously to mindlessly stupid to do something complicated like turn on a stove ourselves....

I'm really confused can someone help me out here?

Maybe we should make our daughters cook for us, hell the girls can double as our wives in other places to if you know what I mean ;););), just make sure your daughter and wife cycle differently.


(Yes I'm sure this site is just a joke, and so was my post so lighten up in advance)
 
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MikeO

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Talking about the flood & noah thingy...



<< Many Sceptical Non-Believers would find here evidence of the Bible making a mistake. But I have a good explanation! You remember that Jabal, the first shepherd, also lived in tents! Well, who's to say that he didn't turn his tent upside down, and float around in it for 360 days, while the flood waters were on the earth, eh?? Who says that COULDN'T have happened. With God, all things are possible! >>



Too funny, TOO FUNNY, CHOKING I'M CHOKING!!!!!!! MUST STOP LAUGHING :D :D
 
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Grminalac

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Yeah, what a great site, I've heard people say non-americans have a hard time understanding sarchasm. The new zealanders who made this site obviously understand it very well.

 
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Hyperblaze

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I'm Roman Catholic and I found that menstration page a huge fscking joke.
The really SAD part is that some people might actually take Brian seriously. It's depressing to see people like him trying to influence people like that.

And it also really gives a bad name to christians.

That guy REALLY needs a life! FAST!



edit: If the site was a joke, they should say it somewhere. I hate dry humor.
 
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Grminalac

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<< That guy REALLY needs a life! FAST! >>



Well at least he doesn't spend a good portion of the day posting mindless things on AT forums like we do ;)

Its called humor, lighten up!

Then again I do know too many christians who believe women should be punished for eating the apple! WHAT A CROCK.
 
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linuxboy

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Jero, it's a parody...
his life is his choice, and it looks to me like what he chooses is his business.
 
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