Practical joke time!!! What you got sucka

Vette73

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Haven't seen a practical joke thread in a little while so here is my latest one....


Freind wakes me at 8am. Ask me to get package from lease office as he will not be home in time, tells me it is his new high end MP3/WMA etc.. headunit for his car, as his CD Changer got stolen. So I say ok and go back to bed. Well while doing my 20mile workout I think its been a while and I need to have some fun. So after I get home I get the package. I then cut the bottom open real easy. I then take out highend unit and put in NEW but VERY cheap cassette headunit. I then reseal bottom, and walk next door and give to his girlfriend. I was going to wait and give ut to him myself but I wanted to get some more miles in. So I get back from riding and I hear, MARLIN!!!!. So I see its him and I am so hows that new head unit. Hes like "those idiots sent me some cheapazz cassette headunit. I don't see how they can get a 200+ dollar headunit and a $20 dollar headunit mixed up but something happened. I e-mailed them but they are closed. Tammy said you left something else at our place." So by now I am turning beat red and start laughing. I tell him his unit is in his closet and that is my cassete deck for my old work truck. He just looks at me an starts screaming.

He was happy but I whonder what the place he ordered it from will e-mail him back. I am always giving him greif. Kinda like he is a biggot, hates gays, but of course he is real skinny and fits the stereotype of a gay man. So I sigm him up for all the gay magazines, except I put his name as Patty Azzmuscle or Patty likesitinthebutt. And of course they come to him as Mr. Azzmuscle or Mr. Likesitinthebutt. So the mail man gives hima weird look everynow and then.

So there are a couple of mine, childish, yes, fun, OH YEA!!!!!

What you done lately. :)
 

XMan

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A guy I used to work with chewed tobacco. So we snuck out to his car and poured Taco Bell fire sauce into his little round plastic snuff box. ;)

I believe he got a nice big mouthful of it, too. :D
 

DainBramaged

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There was a guy at work that used to take a drink of other peoples pop. Just plain gross if you ask me. He did it all the time to a lot of people and p!ssed a lot of people off. A few people asked him to stop, but he just thought it was funnier than hell. One guy got fed up with it and drank about half of his pop and then filled up the can with dish soap. The guy quit drinking other peoples pop after that.
 

NogginBoink

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I bought an air horn for my pickup truck recently. (Silly, I know, but I wanted one.) The shop was also selling those ooga-style car horns.

For a minute I thought, why in the world would I ever want to install something like that on my car?

Then I realized how fun it could be to install that one somebody else's car!

Haven't tried it yet, but the idea is there... waiting....
 

NogginBoink

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Ah! Dad had a good one!

One of dad's employees kept a small fishtank on his desk.

Dad was usually the first one in the office in the morning. On his way to his desk every day, dad would pour a small amount of water on this guy's desk at the base of the fishtank. The guy was watching his fishtank like a hawk for the leak that didn't exist!
 

drunkmunk

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When I was living in the barracks (yeah i'm an army guy) we used to take the shower heads off and stuff a roll of lifesavers in the pipe and then put the shower head back on. Nobody would notice until they were trying to dry off and their towel would keep sticking pieces of thread all over em.
 

Vette73

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Originally posted by: NogginBoink
I bought an air horn for my pickup truck recently. (Silly, I know, but I wanted one.) The shop was also selling those ooga-style car horns.

For a minute I thought, why in the world would I ever want to install something like that on my car?

Then I realized how fun it could be to install that one somebody else's car!

Haven't tried it yet, but the idea is there... waiting....


NO NO NO> Even better, don't you know the lights that beep whrn you back up. Put that in someones brakelight instead of the backup bulb. That way everytime they hit the brakes they hear, BEEP_BEEP----

I was about to do this to a freind buit the BEEP bulb cost like $20. Funny yes, $20 funny, NO

 

v3rrv3

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One time this guy named Farva put a bar of soap in the new guys coffee :eek:

- Kevin
 

XMan

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Originally posted by: v3rrv3
One time this guy named Farva put a bar of soap in the new guys coffee :eek:

- Kevin

"AHAHAHHAHA I got you fvcker!"

I love that movie. Can't wait to see Club Dread.
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: drunkmunk
When I was living in the barracks (yeah i'm an army guy) we used to take the shower heads off and stuff a roll of lifesavers in the pipe and then put the shower head back on. Nobody would notice until they were trying to dry off and their towel would keep sticking pieces of thread all over em.

Classic...That's truely one of the best
 

iwearnosox

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I've had a friend on the hook, he has an ad on match.com. I replied as a hot grrrll, he's all happy now. The conclusions to this one boggle my twisted mind. :)