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practical joke thread...

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TheoriginalWJB

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one time while my brother was wearing his watch while holding a glass of water, i asked him what time it was quickly and he dumped the water all over him, LMAO! it looked like he had pissed his pants
 


<< one time while my brother was wearing his watch while holding a glass of water, i asked him what time it was quickly and he dumped the water all over him, LMAO! it looked like he had pissed his pants >>




bwhahahahahaha!!!! sheet i gotta try that out sometime.
 
I like the one that I heard about George Clooney.

He had a roommate that had a cat. For the hell of it, George Clooney decided to scoop the crap out of the litter box for a few days. The roommate got worried that the cat was constipated, so he got a kitty laxitive. George kept scooping the crap and not telling the roommate and then one day, he took a crap in the litter box.

I would've liked to have seen the look on the face of the roommate. 😉

Sal
 
I read a book that had a lot of them. One of them included filling a lunch tray with water and freezing it. Then take the sheet of ice you produced and slide it under your roommate's door so when they get out of bed in the morning the floor will be all wet and they'll wonder where the water came from.

Of course, what we once did to a roommate wasn't really a joke. I used to have a roommate that always made Betty Crocker Cheesy Hashbrowns in a skillet. But he NEVER washed the pan...it was always in the sink and filled with greasy cheesy water...it was disgusting. So we asked him nicely to wash his dishes 3 days in a row. Then when he didn't, we got all of his dishes and put them in his sheets. I added half of a can of the Beast to his bed to make a nice beer stain since he was such a bonehead.😛
 
When I was a younger, I told my sister that if she potted her pencil and nourished it with water everyday it would grow to be larger. She followed this routine for 3 months till my mother found out and declared me to be cruel and unusual. 😛
 
At McDonald's, one of the sinks blasts the water so hard it splashes out of the sink. I told my brother he had to turn it on full blast to get enough water pressure. You can guess what happened after that.
 
Y'all are weak:

Fill a garbage bag with VERY foamy shaving cream (no gel, foamy stuff), slide the opening end under someone's door while they're in there. Before the person has a chance to react, STOP on the bag. You'll flood their room with a cloud of shaving cream. 🙂

Place a seat of saran wrap across the toilet, under the seat though. When someone takes a piss without putting the seat up, they'll get a nice surprise. Even better...if they take a number 2....oh wow.

Take a small (dorm room sized) trash can and fill it half way with water. Lean the garbage can against someone's door, knock, and run away. When they open their door, the person and his room will be flooded. 🙂 (Make sure you don't fill the garbage can too far, when you tilt it, the water comes towards the top)

The king: My brother and his wife were telling me about the best joke. When they were in college, some friends got together while my bro's wife and her roommate were away for the day. They got inside of the room (I don't remember how) and moved ALL of the furniture around and made the room a mirror image of it's self. The two girls came back to their room and were completely dumbfounded. They left their room like that because everything was exactly the same, just on the other side. 🙂

Get a group of people together, and a large stack of newspapers. Find a room where someone has left their door unlocked. Crumple up the newspapers loosely and fill the room. Then lock the door. When the person finally finds a way into his room, he's welcomed by a room completely filled (to the ceiling) with newspapers. 🙂

 
You know the little sprayer thing that most kitchen sinks have. Take a similar colored rubber band and place it on there so the handle is held down. That way the next person to turn on the sink gets soaked.
 
Freeze a can of shaving cream. Once it is frozen the can will be expanded a bit, tear the can apart and you will have a frozen block of shaving cream. Take the frozen block and put it in someones desk drawer. As it thaws it will expand and make a HUGE mess of shaving cream.
 
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