pr0n for efficiency

[biostud]

Danes

 

[lozina]

I wonder if that will boost productivity?

 

[geecee]

This beats the "Richard Simmons assaults a pro wrestler" news hands down as the funniest thing I've seen posted here the last couple of weeks.

 

[InfectedMushroom]

Hahahaha. Time to see if this will fly with my boss.

 

[biostud]

I guess there will be more "overtime work"

 

[lozina]

Wait till they discover the costs of tissue paper, monitor glass cleaner, and replacement keyboards. This policy will surely end then.

 

[Perknose]

So he decided to block the watching of porn sites during office hours and in return gave employees access to paid sites after the work was done.

Nielsen believes that for a cost of $5 a head per week (oooeeer) will make his staff more relaxed and more efficient on the "job".

Brilliant that.

Wearing a fetching leather bustier and nothing else but mascara and gaudy hoop earrings, in a secluded closet deep within the Justice Dept. building right now, John Asscough is fighting back bitter tears and trying not to touch himself.

He won't succeed.

Beware his repressed rage.

Some poor schmoo in Oregon trying to die with dignity must pay for John Asscough's unacknowleged sins.

Can you say Roy Cohn?

 

[chess9]

Perknose:

We'd know God had a sense of humor if some local police officer caught Asshat in a public bathroom giving some boy a blowjob. I'd make that a prayer, but it would be an awkward moment in my already strained relationship with the Almighty.



Cohn was a real piece of work, but I understood. My brother was a right wing closet gay for 20 years. He didn't become a human being until he finally came out. The mind is a dark and twisted place...or can be.

-Robert

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: chess9
Perknose:

We'd know God had a sense of humor if some local police officer caught Asshat in a public bathroom giving some boy a blowjob. I'd make that a prayer, but it would be an awkward moment in my already strained relationship with the Almighty.



Cohn was a real piece of work, but I understood. My brother was a right wing closet gay for 20 years. He didn't become a human being until he finally came out. The mind is a dark and twisted place...or can be.

-Robert

Thanks, man, that was both dead nuts funny and unbelievably poignant. :beer: