ppl who claimed they did wrong things.

OREOSpeedwagon

Diamond Member
May 30, 2001
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i was once loaded down at work one time, so on my lunch break i killed 3 pedestrians and a weiner dog
 

Kilgor

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Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon
i was once loaded down at work one time, so on my lunch break i killed 3 pedestrians and a weiner dog

Poor weiner dog why did you have to do that.
:(
 

MAME

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Sep 19, 2003
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I threw a brick at a truck that shot rocks at my car

then I beat the guy up
 

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
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I was the original host for Junkyard Wars. But I banged the skanky British chick...and they caught it on tape. (damn midget cameraman wiggled under the door) and they showed the tape to the producer...who happens to be the Brit skank's husband. :eek: I got fired the next day...before they even taped the first show.

True-dat.
 

Rudee

Lifer
Apr 23, 2000
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I banged Britney Spears once... twice.... and a third time just for the memory. Then I stared at her until she nervously ran out of my house and was run over by a cement truck.
 

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
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Originally posted by: Rudee
I banged Britney Spears once... twice.... and a third time just for the memory. Then I stared at her until she nervously ran out of my house and was run over by a cement truck.

The cement truck was a nice touch.
 

Kilgor

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Oct 10, 1999
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I banged Your Mom once... twice.... and a third time just for the memory. Then she stared at me until I nervously ran out of your house and got a pennicillian shot.