Powell the comedian: "We are not occupiers"

[fwtong]

I think Powell should look at a career in stand-up. "We are not occupiers... we came as liberators," has got to be one of the funniest one-liners I've ever heard. I guess he is tell the truth, we did come as liberators, liberating their oil. I guess the Iraq people will feel liberated after we setup our little puppet government there.

We are not occupiers... we came as liberators

 

[firewall]

Yup they call themselves liberators but are themselves in need of being liberated from the situation in Iraq.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[fwtong]

Originally posted by: asadasif
Yup they call themselves liberators but are themselves in need of being liberated from the situation in Iraq.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think that VP Cheney should join Powell on his comedy tour. "Vice President Dick Cheney said Sunday that continuing violence against U.S.-led forces in Iraq is diminishing, and that most Iraqis welcome the occupation." I'm sure that that in general, muslims in the middle east welcome having their country be invaded and occupied by a secular foreign nation that's real tight with Israel and is run by a Bible toting conservative Christian.

 

[Cesar]

Originally posted by: fwtong
I think Powell should look at a career in stand-up. "We are not occupiers... we came as liberators," has got to be one of the funniest one-liners I've ever heard. I guess he is tell the truth, we did come as liberators, liberating their oil. I guess the Iraq people will feel liberated after we setup our little puppet government there. We are not occupiers... we came as liberators

LOL

 

[Pers]

i'd give so much money to take a dump on each member of the administration's face.

 

[xxxxxJohnGaltxxxxx]

Originally posted by: Pers
i'd give so much money to take a dump on each member of the administration's face.

I guess I took a wrong turn into this thread...pretty intellectual debate going on in here. Isn't high school back in session?

 

[syzygy]

Originally posted by: xxxxxJohnGaltxxxxx

Originally posted by: Pers
i'd give so much money to take a dump on each member of the administration's face.

I guess I took a wrong turn into this thread...pretty intellectual debate going on in here. Isn't high school back in session?

highschool ? i think the simians at the local zoo behave with infinitely more class. if you're a cynic, just dial down your expectations.

 

[Pers]

Originally posted by: syzygy

Originally posted by: xxxxxJohnGaltxxxxx

Originally posted by: Pers
i'd give so much money to take a dump on each member of the administration's face.

I guess I took a wrong turn into this thread...pretty intellectual debate going on in here. Isn't high school back in session?

highschool ? i think the simians at the local zoo behave with infinitely more class. if you're a cynic, just dial down your expectations.

really?

damn, the administration kills thousands of innocent people, and they're held in high regard. but i want to sh!t on their face and i'm the animal?


can i use your face as well?

 

[phillyTIM]

I'm right there with ya, Pers!

 

[syzygy]

Originally posted by: Pers

Originally posted by: syzygy

Originally posted by: xxxxxJohnGaltxxxxx

Originally posted by: Pers
i'd give so much money to take a dump on each member of the administration's face.

I guess I took a wrong turn into this thread...pretty intellectual debate going on in here. Isn't high school back in session?

highschool ? i think the simians at the local zoo behave with infinitely more class. if you're a cynic, just dial down your expectations.

really?

damn, the administration kills thousands of innocent people, and they're held in high regard. but i want to sh!t on their face and i'm the animal?


can i use your face as well?

stupid boy, its not 'thousands' but hundreds of thousands. no, wait . . . millions! millions and billions ! ! no, no, sorry. i meant gagillions
and zillions ! ! and not only 'innocent people' - why stop there - but all lifeforms, from that damn amoeba up to our highest, a leftist with
his tin beanie askew. when bush is finished with earth, mars is next. so don't think of building your communist utopia there

 

[Pers]

Originally posted by: syzygy

Originally posted by: Pers

Originally posted by: syzygy

Originally posted by: xxxxxJohnGaltxxxxx

Originally posted by: Pers
i'd give so much money to take a dump on each member of the administration's face.

I guess I took a wrong turn into this thread...pretty intellectual debate going on in here. Isn't high school back in session?

highschool ? i think the simians at the local zoo behave with infinitely more class. if you're a cynic, just dial down your expectations.

really?

damn, the administration kills thousands of innocent people, and they're held in high regard. but i want to sh!t on their face and i'm the animal?


can i use your face as well?

stupid boy, its not 'thousands' but hundreds of thousands. no, wait . . . millions! millions and billions ! ! no, no, sorry. i meant gagillions
and zillions ! ! and not only 'innocent people' - why stop there - but all lifeforms, from that damn amoeba up to our highest, a leftist with
his tin beanie askew. when bush is finished with earth, mars is next. so don't think of building your communist utopia there

what was the point of your post? besides trying to make a joke of the matter...you accomplished nothing... i'm still convinced that sh!tting on powell's face

is not nearly as animal-like as the slaying of even ONE innocent person....even if that one person was a neo-con. well maybe not.

 

[lozina]

Oh but there is a more humorous quote in that article:

"The president on many occasions said he wanted the U.N. to play a vital role. Why? The president believes in the U.N., and the U.N. is the institution that brings the whole world together."

Maybe brought the whole world together to oppose USA'a aggression?

 

[Czar]

here is one quote I saw on cagle, a very good one at that
http://cagle.slate.msn.com/comics/updating/nick.gif

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Pers

Originally posted by: syzygy

Originally posted by: xxxxxJohnGaltxxxxx

Originally posted by: Pers
i'd give so much money to take a dump on each member of the administration's face.

I guess I took a wrong turn into this thread...pretty intellectual debate going on in here. Isn't high school back in session?

highschool ? i think the simians at the local zoo behave with infinitely more class. if you're a cynic, just dial down your expectations.

really?

damn, the administration kills thousands of innocent people, and they're held in high regard. but i want to sh!t on their face and i'm the animal?


can i use your face as well?

1000's ?!? What about the millions that the Evil american empire killed with its Oil for food program, simply because they refused to give money to Saddam so he could build better biological weapons? What kind of crap is that? If I want to round up 10's of thousands of people and gas them to death that should be my right.

Guess we should have turned a blind eye to the Holocaust as well. Is this right, Fuhrer?

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: fwtong
I think Powell should look at a career in stand-up. "We are not occupiers... we came as liberators," has got to be one of the funniest one-liners I've ever heard. I guess he is tell the truth, we did come as liberators, liberating their oil. I guess the Iraq people will feel liberated after we setup our little puppet government there.

We are not occupiers... we came as liberators

Yes, we are liberating their oil

We've taken how many billions of barrels so far? Yes, oil was a major reason why we went in and that's why our gas prices are so low at the moment.

fttong is a LIAR!

Hey, I should start a list of all the liars on this board so the next time anyone says that Bush is a liar, I can show them what a hypocrite they are.

 

[Corn]

Is this you Pers?

 

[fwtong]

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: fwtong
I think Powell should look at a career in stand-up. "We are not occupiers... we came as liberators," has got to be one of the funniest one-liners I've ever heard. I guess he is tell the truth, we did come as liberators, liberating their oil. I guess the Iraq people will feel liberated after we setup our little puppet government there.

We are not occupiers... we came as liberators

Yes, we are liberating their oil

We've taken how many billions of barrels so far? Yes, oil was a major reason why we went in and that's why our gas prices are so low at the moment.

fttong is a LIAR!

Hey, I should start a list of all the liars on this board so the next time anyone says that Bush is a liar, I can show them what a hypocrite they are.

You really have no idea what's going on do you? The reason why gas prices are so high is because of that stupid pipeline break in Arizona. Furthermore, America is going to use the oil to finance the reconstruction, ironically all done by American companies, specifically Halliburton. And finally, if you're going to call me a liar, at least get my handle right.

 

[Regs]

You know, I would actually give content to your Bush bashing, but more than likely not one of you voted in the last election. So why does it matter to bash anybody? Bashing is not going to get him out of office, is it?