Potential McCain/Palin voters can stay home!

Red Dawn

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You know fuck John McCain for thrusting this bitch into the limelight and forcing the rest of us to have to endure her inane bullshit. If he actually believed in Country First instead of John McCain first he would have never picked this Harpy as a running mate.
 

jackschmittusa

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Not exactly humble to proclaim that god has taken your side in an election.

Is he listed as a major party contributor?
 

nageov3t

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Originally posted by: Jschmuck2
And if so, what's the maximum contribution for an omnipresent deity?

apparently unlimited if it comes in the form of multiple $200-or-less donations.
 

dphantom

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Originally posted by: Jschmuck2
Loki - you must really, really hate yourself.

It doesn't appear he does. I think only shmucks hate themselves.
 

Jschmuck2

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Originally posted by: dphantom
Originally posted by: Jschmuck2
Loki - you must really, really hate yourself.

It doesn't appear he does. I think only shmucks hate themselves.

If I were a (supposedly) gay man voting Republican in this election, it would only be after I spent all of November third flagellating myself.
 

MovingTarget

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Originally posted by: jackschmittusa
Is he [God] listed as a major party contributor?

I doubt that, but I am certain that many such contributors think that they ARE him or speak directly for him.
 

DealMonkey

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I'd love to get Palin's reaction to her own comments on November 5th, you know after she loses the election for McCain and is forced to admit that god didn't do the right thing. :laugh:

I wonder how the bible-bangers would spin that?
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: DealMonkey
I'd love to get Palin's reaction to her own comments on November 5th, you know after she loses the election for McCain and is forced to admit that god didn't do the right thing. :laugh:

I wonder how the bible-bangers would spin that?
Like Falwell did, God is punishing America
 

halik

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: DealMonkey
I'd love to get Palin's reaction to her own comments on November 5th, you know after she loses the election for McCain and is forced to admit that god didn't do the right thing. :laugh:

I wonder how the bible-bangers would spin that?
Like Falwell did, God is punishing America

Yeah for tolerating gays!

I'm gonna copyright this idea and then sue that one crazy inbred "church" when they say the same shit.