Posts you wish you could delete

[bloodugly]

I'm sure lots of you have them, whether based on a bad day, emotions, or being piss drunk (that's my personal demon on posts). We all have something in common here, and I don't care who you are, you've said dumb things at some point either on here or in real life. So whats yours and a link? Who will say "Hey, I was being a dumbass"?

 

[MotF Bane]

That's why there's an edit feature.

 

[Malak]

Whatever posts that lead to my banning.

 

[Jeff7]

Obligatory...

 

[FoBoT]

deleting posts makes no sense
how does deleting posts make your post count ++ ?

 

[SirStev0]

my first ever post here was a "homework help". I was a lurker for a few months because of a buddy and one night I was desperate for help with some engineering calculus. Not exactly the best first post but whatever.

 

[bloodugly]

Deleting posts also doesn't work if you've been quoted in them.

 

[bloodugly]

Obligatory...

Jeff, you can eat my asshole. I'll at least be kind enough to put pancake syrup on it

 

[l0cke]

If I post it here then everyone will see something I want to hide.

 

[vshah]

i had an emo phase in college, most of my posts were whiny/retarded as fuck.

 

[guyver01]

Whatever posts that lead to my banning.

this.

altho.. i don't wish i could "delete" them, per se... just "edit" them to the point where my point still gets across, but a mod doesn't see it as grounds for a vacation

 

[bloodugly]

I just get overly enthusiastic and retarded when I drink and post. We all have/had our shortcomings. Kinda sucks when you're about to launch a business, as many of the people here are potential customers. But whatever, I'm human too, and I'm still sober and spot-on when it comes to taking care of business. If I didn't get a chance to totally relax, I'd probably die from stress.

 

[Ika]

EDIT: delete