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[eleison]

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what do you guys think? Basically, got a few emails... How do people think I can improve it? Yea, really bored yesterday when I posted it...

 

[Turin39789]

fscking mennonites

 

[paulney]

Popcorn! Fresh popcorn!

 

[ViviTheMage]

haha

 

[toekramp]

is this a joke?

 

[K1052]

You're in my neighborhood :Q

 

[Wapp]

Seriously, how long does it take to "start a business"?

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: paulney
Popcorn! Fresh popcorn!

And we got fresh roasted peanuts over here! Get your fresh roasted peanuts!

 

[MisterJackson]

You're gonna get fvcked here that's for sure.....

 

[eleison]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
haha

Is that because of my "fine asses belly" or because I'm a mennonite?

 

[Pepsi90919]

I have a big belly...

there's an attention getter

 

[FoBoT]

don't be hatin on the mennonites

 

[toekramp]

make sure to include your turn ons, and perhaps some glamour shot poses

 

[eleison]

Originally posted by: K1052
You're in my neighborhood :Q

Thats so cool.. I'm at lakeshore dr and addison... I see a lot of hotties on the CTA at my bus stop.. ;-)

 

[Turin39789]

wait wait wait!

Do you like Pina Coladas? And getting caught in the rain?

 

[Wapp]

Originally posted by: eleison

Originally posted by: K1052
You're in my neighborhood :Q

Thats so cool.. I'm at lakeshore dr and addison... I see a lot of hotties on the CTA at my bus stop.. ;-)

Why don't you talk to some of them?

 

[Pepsi90919]

make sure you include:

- the extreme angle shot
- the emo shot
- the overexposed, covers-up-all-the-acne shot
- the partying-with-random-people shot to make believe you have friends
- multiple shots with you drinking something
- the really bad lighting shot

:thumbsup:

 

[Zysoclaplem]

I would do the guy in the second picture, but not the first.

 

[squeeg22]

Learn how to spell Wrigleyville correctly. That's a start.

 

[SlowSpyder]

I would do the guy in the second picture, but not the first.

Sthuper!

what do you guys think?

From what I have seen, I think your best angle would be to say that you used to play Data from The Goonies. Women love child stars.

 

[eleison]

Originally posted by: Wapp

Originally posted by: eleison

Originally posted by: K1052
You're in my neighborhood :Q

Thats so cool.. I'm at lakeshore dr and addison... I see a lot of hotties on the CTA at my bus stop.. ;-)

Why don't you talk to some of them?

I've noticed most of them are very shy... they usually don't talk to anyone.. not like the wicker park/ bucktown girls... thats what I kinda hate about living in lakeview.. shy and I'm assuming uptight..

 

[mpitts]

Start by putting a shirt on.

 

[Mucho]

Thank god for second account!

 

[eleison]

Man, with the collective brainpower of atot, i would assume there would be some good ideas.. so wrong.. ooh well. next time I'm gong to post picts of random hot girls... that always makes everyones day a little bit more interesting

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: eleison

Originally posted by: Wapp

Originally posted by: eleison

Originally posted by: K1052
You're in my neighborhood :Q

Thats so cool.. I'm at lakeshore dr and addison... I see a lot of hotties on the CTA at my bus stop.. ;-)

Why don't you talk to some of them?

I've noticed most of them are very shy... they usually don't talk to anyone.. not like the wicker park/ bucktown girls... thats what I kinda hate about living in lakeview.. shy and I'm assuming uptight..

Try the men, they?re VERY friendly here.