Post your weird stories

[honkee]

i know some funky ass stuff goes down everyday, in everyone's life!
feel free to share your daily stories


Just saw a blind guy at blockbuster last night and he asked the clerk what he recommended

hmmmmm

on the same night i saw a homeless guy in burger king, adding cheese and bacon to his 2 for 3 dollar whopper.
wish i could have added bacon to my shit...

 

[meltdown75]

last night on the golf course, my buddy hit an approach shot that was heading about 20 yards right of the target. it took a crazy bounce when it hit the side of the green and ended up 4 feet from the cup. it was one of the nicest bad shots i've seen.

^^ most tame weird story ever.

 

[chrisms]

A couple years ago, I smoked a bunch of pot at my friend's house and eventually left at around 4am. On my way home I was still very high and out of nowhere this thing comes waddling across the road... it looked like a giant rat with a bunch of tiny heads wiggly around its body. Like a 10-headed monster or something. I was perplexed and let it cross the road, disturbed the rest of the night as to what the hell I had just seen.

The next day I tell my co-workers and they make fun of me, because I'd never seen an opossum before.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

When a large animal at the Milwaukee County Zoo dies, they cut it up with chainsaws to carry it away with more managable sized pieces.

Last summer a hippo died. There was so much blood from the chainsawing that they had to bring in the vac-all (basically a garbage truck with a big vaccuum attached to it) to suck up all the blood.

 

[FlyLice]

so if you're born in September, does it mean your parents had sex while ddrunk during new years?

 

[MeanMeosh]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
When a large animal at the Milwaukee County Zoo dies, they cut it up with chainsaws to carry it away with more managable sized pieces.

Last summer a hippo died. There was so much blood from the chainsawing that they had to bring in the vac-all (basically a garbage truck with a big vaccuum attached to it) to suck up all the blood.

should have taken pics instead of that damn bird =P

 

[Zysoclaplem]

So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: MeanMeosh

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
When a large animal at the Milwaukee County Zoo dies, they cut it up with chainsaws to carry it away with more managable sized pieces.

Last summer a hippo died. There was so much blood from the chainsawing that they had to bring in the vac-all (basically a garbage truck with a big vaccuum attached to it) to suck up all the blood.

should have taken pics instead of that damn bird =P

I didn't even get to see it

I just saw the vac-all sucking up all the blood.

I did get to see some guys carrying a dead frozen lion in a bodybag though.

 

[meltdown75]

ok ok. more weird.

Police probing alleged cooking, eating of pet cat
WINDSOR, Ont. -- A woman who left her home in the temporary care of a couple returned to make a gruesome discovery in the refrigerator: a pot containing the remains of what appeared to be a cooked cat.

unfortunately this is all that the website posted of the story; there is more but only for subscribers. i read the original in Monday's paper though - some of the cat's remains were tied to the shower head by a baptismal sash!?!? it also said that apparently some of the cat had been eaten.

any way you SLICE it... (going to hell now) - VERY weird story. i'll try to get more details - although I doubt the vast majority would want them.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

i've already spewed my stories

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

That's a line of cinnamon.

Drunk people are very open to suggestion.

 

[40Hands]

the other day I woke up and a pair of my pants were in the bathroom and one pair in the hall way and our front door was wide open. I guess I had gone on a sleeping adventure.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

My uncle's a cop in LA, he was asked to serve a felony arrest warrent on a guy that did a hit and run. To serve it now they have to have a big plan and all that jazz. He went to take care of some other paperwork that he had on his desk and someone said that a guy was here to see him. There was a guy standing there asking why he was being sued, and wanted the officer's statement on the accident. It was the guy that the warrent was for. So he just checked to make sure the warrent was in the system and all that, sure enough it was. So he just asked a couple uniformed officers to take him away. "Getting sued is the least of your worries right now, buddy."

My thought: "He got served."

 

[chrisms]

Originally posted by: FlyLice
so if you're born in September, does it mean your parents had sex while ddrunk during new years?

My brother was born on September 1st and I've always wondered this..