Post your morning routine

[JoeKing]

I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

 

[meltdown75]

*squints eyes and looks from side to side*

parody?

 

[DingDingDao]

Are you a woman?

EDIT: My routine (just for comparison):
1) Wake up
2) Shower
3) Deodorant
4) Brush teeth
5) Shave (if I need to)

That's pretty much it.

 

[mcvickj]

Originally posted by: DingDingDao
Are you a woman?

I was just going to ask the same thing. Sweet jebus....anti-aging eye balm?!??! W T F?

 

[Rip the Jacker]

Originally posted by: JoeKing
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Wake up.
Wash my face.
Take a shower most of the time.
Don't exercise.
Don't eat.
Go to school.

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: mcvickj

Originally posted by: DingDingDao
Are you a woman?

I was just going to ask the same thing. Sweet jebus....anti-aging eye balm?!??! W T F?

One has to take care of himself if one is to look his best...

 

[DingDingDao]

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: mcvickj

Originally posted by: DingDingDao
Are you a woman?

I was just going to ask the same thing. Sweet jebus....anti-aging eye balm?!??! W T F?

One has to take care of himself if one is to look his best...

Just out of curiosity, do you:

a) get manicures
b) get pedicures
c) get your hair cut at a "salon" as opposed to a barber?

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: DingDingDao

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: mcvickj

Originally posted by: DingDingDao
Are you a woman?

I was just going to ask the same thing. Sweet jebus....anti-aging eye balm?!??! W T F?

One has to take care of himself if one is to look his best...

Just out of curiosity, do you:

a) get manicures
b) get pedicures
c) get your hair cut at a "salon" as opposed to a barber?

of course! How could you live without these basic essentials?

 

[CRXican]

the OP's post is from a movie

 

[DingDingDao]

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: DingDingDao

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: mcvickj

Originally posted by: DingDingDao
Are you a woman?

I was just going to ask the same thing. Sweet jebus....anti-aging eye balm?!??! W T F?

One has to take care of himself if one is to look his best...

Just out of curiosity, do you:

a) get manicures
b) get pedicures
c) get your hair cut at a "salon" as opposed to a barber?

of course! How could you live without these basic essentials?

a) fingernail clippers
b) toenail clippers
c) barber?

 

[DingDingDao]

Originally posted by: CRXican
the OP's post is from a movie

Ah. I see the light :light:

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: DingDingDao
a) fingernail clippers
b) toenail clippers
c) barber?

bah! If you have the means then why would you submit yourself to such unnessacry things?!

My body was meant to be pampered!

 

[shud]

Pay the hooker, go to work.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

check email
drink water / take medicine
deodorant
brush teeth
wash face
fix bed-head
dress
leave

can do it in like 10-15 minutes, but i am usually tired so it takes closer to 30 or 45

 

[kogase]

Here's a hint... Batman









is a pussy.

 

[Juno]

wake up
brush teeth
wash face
shower
deodorant
clothes
fix bed
breakfast

 

[Phoenix86]

This thread needs more MSPaint drawings.

 

[jadinolf]

Wake up.
Turn on computer.
Make coffee.
Check email while drinking coffee.
Lift two 100 pound potato sacks fifty times.
Rest

One day I'm going to put potatoes in those sacks.

 

[Kelemvor]

1) Wake Up
2) Let dog Out
3) Feed Animals
4) Shower
5) Get Dressed
6) Eat Breakfast (this stop is optional, doesn't always happen)
7) Go to work.

Wake to Leave = 45 minutes or so.

 

[chowmein]

1. wake up
2. brush/shower
3. check downloads
4. dress for work
5. grab keys/phone/wallet/ipod/ID card
6. cautiously avoids a certain individual while on way to work

 

[NiKeFiDO]

:::Crickets chirping:::