Post your killer business ideas in here.

[TommyVercetti]

Post some killer business ideas, yours or what you think should be done.

 

[dighn]

monopolize air

 

[isekii]

Contract Killing

$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

[n0cmonkey]

If people do that someone else will take the idea, make millions of dollars and leave the originator out in the cold.

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
If people do that someone else will take the idea, make millions of dollars and leave the originator out in the cold.

really?

 

I start charging for the automobile repair advice I give in Off Topic.

 

[FoBoT]

sell addictive foods

 

[Bulk Beef]

Plastics

 

[Booster]

Post your killer business ideas in here.

So do you expect me to tell you everything just like that?

n/m I suggest looking for diamonds and secretly (and silently) selling them. I have always thought that finding a diamond is the most dishonest way to get rich, you don't have to do anything, just find it. OK, these are only dreams. Even with a huge diamond in your pocket, the biggest issue would be to sell it. If done incorrectly it will ruin everything at once.

 

[DaveSimmons]

nanotech start-up, be sure to cash out before the bubble bursts (like biotech and .com).

 

[Wallydraigle]

My killer idea is a Jump-to-Conclusions mat. You see, it's a mat, and it has all these conclusions on it that you can jump to. That's what you have to do to get ahead in this world. You have to use your mind and come up with a really great idea.

 

[PAB]

Drive thru cigar, gun, and liquor store.

Across the street from 4 churches.

-PAB

 

[tcsenter]

So do you expect me to tell you everything just like that?

That's what I was saying.

I've been planning my killer business idea for over year and you want me to just up and give it to you?

BWHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[speg]

I'd like a portable toaster. It would be shapped like a discman, battery powered and you'd be able to toast regular bread, as well as premade waffles,pancakes and other things. Yummy.

 

[fr]

Velcro is a neat word. Someone should make something out of it.

 

[Schadenfreude]

The US is in need of good Wing Tsun Kung Fu instructors - not that many gyms in the US . . . The field is ripe with opportunity for people that want to teach! (Of course you'd have to know your stuff, otherwise you're useless )

 

[imported_Tomato]

Originally posted by: speg
I'd like a portable toaster. It would be shapped like a discman, battery powered and you'd be able to toast regular bread, as well as premade waffles,pancakes and other things. Yummy.

That would mean you'd have to have a ready supply of bread, waffles, and pancakes with you at all times.

 

[Pepsei]

how about starting a company that competes with scantron?

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: speg
I'd like a portable toaster. It would be shapped like a discman, battery powered and you'd be able to toast regular bread, as well as premade waffles,pancakes and other things. Yummy.

better make it solar powered

 

[kleinesarschloch]

i've been thinking about getting into the flag-and-patriotic-doodads business. $$$$$$

 

[Ns1]

invent a way to punch people over the internet

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
invent a way to punch people over the internet

See, you mix this idea with mine; and whammo! Bill Gates can kiss my ass!

 

[bsobel]

I have always thought that finding a diamond is the most dishonest way to get rich, you don't have to do anything, just find it.

I imagine you think the same of gold, silver, uranium, coal, etc miners? You should catch a show on the Discovery channel on how much ore the dimaond miners have to move to find diamonds, you don't just 'find them' laying about on the ground

Bill

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: lirion
My killer idea is a Jump-to-Conclusions mat. You see, it's a mat, and it has all these conclusions on it that you can jump to. That's what you have to do to get ahead in this world. You have to use your mind and come up with a really great idea.

Is that from Vice City?

 

[kleinesarschloch]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: lirion
My killer idea is a Jump-to-Conclusions mat. You see, it's a mat, and it has all these conclusions on it that you can jump to. That's what you have to do to get ahead in this world. You have to use your mind and come up with a really great idea.

Is that from Vice City?

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