Post your favourite drinking toasts here

[Iron Woode]

Here are some good ones:

Here's to me in my sober mood,
When I ramble, sit, and think.
Here's to me in my drunken mood,
When I gamble, sin, and drink.
And when my days are over,
And from this world I pass,
I hope they bury me upside down,
So the world can kiss my a$$!


The dew may kiss the morning grass,
The clock may kiss the hours past,
A Knight may kiss a maiden lass,
And you my friends... drink hardy!


Kiss beneath the garden gate,
Kiss beneath the rose.
The proper place to kiss a girl,
Is between the head and toes.

:beer:

 

[BigJ]

Here's to the women we've met, and to the women we've fvcked,
And to those amongst us who've had no such luck.
Here's to beer in the glass, and vodka in the cup,
Here's to pokin' her in the arse, so she won't get knocked up.
Here's to all of you, and here's to me,
together as friends we'll always be,
but if we should ever disagree,
then FVCK ALL OF YOU, HERE'S TO ME!

 

[dug777]

i always liked;

"fvck your mum"

as a toast when i was a fan of shots back in first year uni

Now just "cheers" with beer i guess

 

[RedCOMET]

To Life?