Post your favourite "Confucious says..." line here

[thEnEuRoMancER]

Some of them are hilarious!

 

[fallenoncrack]

confucious say: He who post confucious says thread is very bored!

 

[divinemartyr]

Confucious say, man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok!
Confucious say, woman sitting on judge's lap going to get honorable discharge!

dm

 

[prodigy]

Confucius says baseball wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk.

 

[prodigy]

Here's some more.

 

[HKSturboKID]

Confucious say, man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok!

LMAO

 

[teknoid]

Confucious say, Man who fart in church sit in pew.
Confucious say, Man with one watch knows what time is is, man with two is never sure.

 

[Zenmervolt]

I have to be a jerk and be the one guy to pull out a copy of The Analects;

The Master said, When you know a thing, to recognize that you know it, and when you do not know a thing, to recognize that you do not know it. That is knowledge.

Zenmervolt

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

ChrichtonsGirl say she do have Confucious book, but it's at different office.

Confucious say disorganized person make for boring forum participant.

 

[yakko]

Confucious say man with hands in pocket all day not just jingling change.

 

[Heifetz]

"To learn, and at due times to practice what one has learned, is that not also a pleasure? To have friends come from afar, is that not also a joy? To go unrecognized, yet without being embittered, is that not also to be a noble person?"

Heifetz

 

[Locutus of Board]

Confucious say "He who goes to bed with itchy ass wakes up with smelly fingers"

 

[LordMaul]

He say: Cry, and you cry alone. Nef, and the world nefs with you.

 

[Thorn]

Man who throw woman on ground have piece on Earth.