Post your favorite thread EVER (comedy gold) here!!!

warcrow

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I'm here at work, bored. I've been looking around for some funny threads (I've seen some in some peoples sigs), but I know there is more out there.

GO!!
 

ThaGrandCow

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It was deleted :( but the "My motherboard started smoking so I threw water on it and shorted it out, I'll try returning it tomorrow" thread.

Also: comedy gold? SA goon?
 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: Hubris
Go back to work and stop posting.

LOL. Actually, I've finished things up. I'm just waiting for something to break. Network is stable :)
 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
It was deleted :( but the "My motherboard started smoking so I threw water on it and shorted it out, I'll try returning it tomorrow" thread.

Also: comedy gold? SA goon?

SA goon? Sorry...?
 

silverpig

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I don't have a link to the actual thread, but I turned it into a bash.org quote.

Link to quote (vote it up!!!) :)

<DarkKnight> I came home on Sunday night and I found my mom staring at me and looking annoyed.
<DarkKnight> I smelled her cooking and asked what she cooked and she responded by saying, "I didn't make any food for you!"
<DarkKnight> She seemed very pissed so I decide to go downstairs to avoid her.
<DarkKnight> When I was just about to leave she asked me if I bought a new game. I had no clue what she was talking about, so I said no.
<DarkKnight> "You sure? " she said, "nothing Male to Male?"
<DarkKnight> I was very confused and disturbed by this question because my mom seemed to be accusing me of being gay.
<DarkKnight> I said no again and she told me she found a box that said male to male on it.
<DarkKnight> I stood there and thought for a minute and then I realized what she was talking about. I ran downstairs and showed her what she looked at:
<DarkKnight> It was the box for my male-to-male s-video cord. My mom thought I was gay because I bought an s-video cord.
<silverpig> Just for kicks, you should leave the box for your 3 in 1 KVM cable laying around and she what she says about that.
 

Originally posted by: screw3d
The quotes on Bash.org are awesome :D
Haha, I laughed for about five minutes at this one:

<Casey8> Diana Ross' husband died
<Tarrier> how
<Casey8> fell while climbing in South Africa or something
<JennAway> that's sad
<Bubbaprog> i guess there is a mountain high enough