Post your favorite Quote

[Grunt03]

I know this has probably been done before, but I would like to see what your favorite quotes are.

A few that I like.

" It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious."

"He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger."

Funny Pick up lines

1) Did you fart? ...cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? ...cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ....I can't hold it in.

4) Is there a mirror in yer pants? ...cuz I can see myself in em.

5) If you was a tree & I was a squirrel ..I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

6) You might not be the best lookin girl here,...but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, ...but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,...every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

 

[BoomerD]

"If you ain't cheatin, you ain't tryin."

 

[Jeeebus]

"The truth hurts doesn't it, Hapsburg. Oh sure, maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts."

- Frank Drebin

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Isn't this a somewhat recent repost?

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

There are two types of men in the world. Those with guns, and those who dig. You dig.

 

[MrToilet]

"If you regret being here in the morning, we can always stay in bed until the afternoon."

"You're like a wrench - every time you come around, my nuts tighten."

Just read this yesterday, f'in funny.

 

[E equals MC2]

What did the five fingers..... say to the face?!?!?

 

[AMDZen]

See sig

Vote Ron Paul

 

[rasczak]

My sig.

not the bushism

 

[polarmystery]

"To deny one's instincts, is to deny the very thing that makes us human..."

-Mouse from The Matrix

 

[imported_Section8]

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

Theodore Roosevelt

 

[freakyj92]

"More people have died in the name of religion than have ever died of cancer. We try to cure cancer"

 

[bigrash]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
What did the five fingers..... say to the face?!?!?

lol

 

[Kirby]

"The earth swarms with people who are not worth talking to." -Voltaire

 

[KoolDrew]

Originally posted by: Section8
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

Theodore Roosevelt

:laugh:

 

[Brainonska511]

I always liked this one from Babylon 5:

"I used to think that it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

 

[gar3555]

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat

 

[Demon-Xanth]

"I'd never kill a man unless it was a fair fight, or I thought he was going to bring one."

 

[jme5343]

"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice"

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

don't really have a fav.

here's 2 i like.

"Nothing is perfect because life isn't perfect and that's what makes it so beautiful."
"If you aren't remembered then you never existed."

 

[hiromizu]

There's going to be 2 hits..my hand hitting your face and uh..my hand hitting your face again!
-Butthead

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Isn't this a somewhat recent repost?

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...t_key=y&keyword1=quote

 

[Jeff7]

From one of the previous such threads (this from a thread in 2007):

Pretty much anything that Carl Sagan said.

"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself."

"If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or you can inoculate."

"The earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and in triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of the dot on scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner of the dot. How frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe, are challenged by this point of pale light."


"Every gun that is fired, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
-Dwight Eisenhower

"The religious persecution of the ages has been carried on under what was claimed to be the command of God. I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony

"God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent ? it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills."
- Robert Heinlein

 

[Ns1]

bulk fails, we deliver them for the lulz

 

[Lola]

Do or do not. There is no "try".

We make our fortunes, and we call them fate.
Earl of Beaconsfield

The happiness of life is made up of minute fractions?the little soon-forgotten charities of a kiss, a smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment in the disguise of a playful raillery, and the countless other infinitessimals of pleasurable thought and genial feeling.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each.
Henry David Thoreau