Post your favorite George Carlin skits

[CraKaJaX]

One of my favorites:

The 10 Commandments

RIP George.

:beer:

 

[Vette73]

Religion is bullshit.


Just to piss off teh religious nuts who don;t think he is funny.

 

[CraKaJaX]

LMAO.

Telephones and Answering Machines

I love that shit.

 

[Raduque]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohXn8WKpYaA

I also love his line "Fuck Brad and anybody who looks like Brad!"

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: Raduque
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohXn8WKpYaA

I also love his line "Fuck Brad and anybody who looks like Brad!"

:laugh:

Listening to that right now.

"FUCK LOUANNE TOO! Don't bother sending me pictures of her until she has tits!"

 

[SSSnail]

I love the guy's ability to talk about nothing but just stuffs, and can be very funny about it.

I'm still in the stage of denial.

 

[Anubis]

Fear of Germs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y-yH_Qyipc

 

[Vette73]

Not his work but he does have a daughter. Here is a story about her parents when she was 10


The Day the Sun Exploded

 

[Kyle]

Originally posted by: Raduque
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohXn8WKpYaA

I also love his line "Fuck Brad and anybody who looks like Brad!"

lol I knew my name would come up in that skit at some point =)

RIP

 

[Steve]

Marked for home

 

[dabuddha]

capital punishment

 

[bamacre]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-_LJFWOw2Q

 

[Skitzer]

George Carlin on Death

 

[Specop 007]

Outlook on life

Interesting

 

[middlehead]

Marked forever.





I'm sure I can find something to add, too.

 

[NFS4]

One of his best:

Baseball vs Football

It's a perfect representation of how America has changed over the past 50 years or so.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: Skitzer

George Carlin on Death

:laugh:

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: NFS4
One of his best:

Baseball vs Football

It's a perfect representation of how America has changed over the past 50 years or so.

Wow, I've actually never heard that one before.

 

[nobody554]

Originally posted by: Steve
Marked for home

Ditto. I can't wait.

 

[BeauJangles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HAGc521SAo

Airlines. Classic.

 

[SillyOReilly]

http://video.google.com/videop...DwNgSMzYL5Cy-wHTqpHdBQ

Mickey Mouse's birthday being announced on the television news as if it were an actual event! I don't give a shit! If I cared about Mickey Mouse's birthday I would have memorized it years ago! And I'd send him a card, 'Dear Mickey, Happy Birthday, Love George'. I don't do that, why, don't give a shit! Fuck Mickey Mouse! Fuck him in the ass with a big rubber dick! Then break it off and beat him with it! I hope Mickey dies. I do, I hope he goddamn dies. I hope he gets a hold of some tainted cheese, and dies lonely and forgotten in the bathroom of some bad building in a poor neighborhood, with his hand in Goofy's pants. Mickey Mouse- no wonder no one takes our country seriously, we waste valuable news time informing our citizens of the age of an imaginary rodent!

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: SillyOReilly
http://video.google.com/videop...DwNgSMzYL5Cy-wHTqpHdBQ

Mickey Mouse's birthday being announced on the television news as if it were an actual event! I don't give a shit! If I cared about Mickey Mouse's birthday I would have memorized it years ago! And I'd send him a card, 'Dear Mickey, Happy Birthday, Love George'. I don't do that, why, don't give a shit! Fuck Mickey Mouse! Fuck him in the ass with a big rubber dick! Then break it off and beat him with it! I hope Mickey dies. I do, I hope he goddamn dies. I hope he gets a hold of some tainted cheese, and dies lonely and forgotten in the bathroom of some bad building in a poor neighborhood, with his hand in Goofy's pants. Mickey Mouse- no wonder no one takes our country seriously, we waste valuable news time informing our citizens of the age of an imaginary rodent!

One of my favorites too

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: BlinderBomber
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HAGc521SAo

Airlines. Classic.

LMAO :laugh:

 

[manowar821]

I didn't know he died until I watched that death skit video.

God dammit I'm gonna miss him..

 

[Pastore]

"You know when I wash my hands?! When I sh!t on them!!!!!!"

The best.