Post your favorite dirty jokes.

[thraashman]

Not too dirty ok. I don't wanna get in trouble for starting this or anything.
here's mine

Billy was surprised when he accidently walked in on his parents.
Billy: "And you used to smack me for sucking my THUMB,jeez."

 

[vi edit]

here's a dirty one -

a boy fell into a mud puddle

ba-dum-bum!

 

[Isla]

Edit: I don't think it was too bad.... but just in case!

 

[prodigy]

vi_edit, that was pretty dirty, you might get banned for that! :|

 

[Viperoni]

That was funny

 

[Mucman]

Here it goes

2 horses fell into a mud puddle

wanna hear a dirtier joke?

3 horses came out!