post your conspiracy theories and your evidence that they are true

[rudeguy]

Enough with cluttering up other threads with this nonsense. Post your conspiracy theories here, why you believe them, and any evidence you have.


I'll start.

I don't believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I don't necessarily believe that there was more than one shooter, but I don't buy that it was just him. It could be something as simple as Jack Ruby convincing Oswald that there was a greater conspiracy and that Oswald would be highly rewarded after the fact.

There are way too many connections between those two to believe that Jack Ruby shot Oswald just because he was pissed.

 

[rivan]

I believe almost all corporate accountants are up to no good, at the behest of their CEO-titled masters.

Proof: 'pay freezes' for rank and file while exec bonuses get fatter.

 

[Macamus Prime]

George W. Bush was in control and planned/knew everything he was doing during his administration.

 

[HAL9000]

James Bond is real. He posts on this forum.

 

[techs]

HAL9000 is a Terminator sent back in time to kill John Connor.

My evidence is only a machine could post as often as he does

 

[rudder]

Obama was born in Somalia!

Photographic evidence:

 

[ahenkel]

You touch yourself at night

 

[moshquerade]

You touch yourself at night

this never gets old

 

[amdhunter]

We all know who really took the WTC down. No real explanation needed.

 

[destrekor]

Why are we encouraging this madness? These idiots foam at the mouth over every little move large organizations make, as if these massive organizations are all plotting to control everything we do. It's made for such awesome fiction I think half the people hope it's true just for the sake of saying "I was right all along! Go me!"

 

[IcePickFreak]

The internet lowers your intelligence.

http://forums.anandtech.com/forumdisplay.php?f=14

 

[spidey07]

Osama Bin Laden is still alive and Obama is just making it up to score populist points. Proof - no body and no pictures. Dumped the body out at see my ass.

 

[chitwood]

Lord of the Rings really happened

 

[HAL9000]

HAL9000 is a Terminator sent back in time to kill

My evidence is only a machine could post as often as he does

I've removed the only erroneous part of this statement :sneaky:

 

[BoomerD]

Enough with cluttering up other threads with this nonsense. Post your conspiracy theories here, why you believe them, and any evidence you have.


I'll start.

I don't believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I don't necessarily believe that there was more than one shooter, but I don't buy that it was just him. It could be something as simple as Jack Ruby convincing Oswald that there was a greater conspiracy and that Oswald would be highly rewarded after the fact.

There are way too many connections between those two to believe that Jack Ruby shot Oswald just because he was pissed.

I've always believed that Oswald and Ruby were just patsies. I'm torn however, on whether Kennedy was actually killed by the Mob for dallying with Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield...or whether it was the CIA because he wouldn't go along with some of their schemes...or whether it was the Cubans for the Bay of Pigs...or even the Russians...I DO believe Oswald was a shooter...but I don't think he was the only one...and was set up to take the fall.

I believe almost all corporate accountants are up to no good, at the behest of their CEO-titled masters.

Proof: 'pay freezes' for rank and file while exec bonuses get fatter.

I believe the corporations are always up to "no good" in their every day activities...their corporate accountants are merely doing what they're told...enhance profits no matter who gets hurt.

 

[rivan]

I believe the corporations are always up to "no good" in their every day activities...their corporate accountants are merely doing what they're told...enhance profits no matter who gets hurt.

"Delivering shareholder value."

 

[busydude]

Pantless thread is pointless.

 

[arrfep]

Osama Bin Laden is still alive and Obama is just making it up to score populist points. Proof - no body and no pictures. Dumped the body out at see my ass.

No, thanks.

 

[CPA]

I believe almost all corporate accountants are up to no good, at the behest of their CEO-titled masters.

Proof: 'pay freezes' for rank and file while exec bonuses get fatter.

Uh, no. My CEO doesn't even know me. And why would a corporate accountant (they are rank and file just like anyone else) be complicit when they would experience the pay freeze themself. Bonuses for executives are part of Employment Agreements which are approved by the Executive Board from authority of the Stockholders. Us Corporate Accountants have nothing to do with it.

And I won't, nor do I know any accountants who would, risk their CPA licenses to the benefit of someone else. Maybe themself, but no someone else.

Conspiracy debunked!

 

[NuclearNed]

Mace Windu was Luke's father. I mean, really... who here finds it believable that that whiny-assed punk Anakin could work his way in with any chick, especially Natalie Portman? Plus you just know that Mace had a little something something for all the ladies knowwhatimeanwinkwink...

 

[Lean L]

ATOT is for fools.

Case & point:

Some tool will post below me even after reading this and acknowledging the facts.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Theory: No one ever landed on the moon.

Evidence: Moon landing footage has funny looking shadows and stuff.

 

[CPA]

I believe the corporations are always up to "no good" in their every day activities...their corporate accountants are merely doing what they're told...enhance profits no matter who gets hurt.

Okay, please explain to me how I or any large corporate accountant can "enhance profits"? I get reviewed/audited by three seperate accounting groups throughout the year. I would need complicity of two seperate internal audit groups and an external audit group to "enhance" anything.

It's comments like yours that make it obvious to me that most people don't have a clue how things work.

 

[rivan]

Don't hate the player, hate the game!

You're just a cog in the corporate machine, man. Just another brick in the wall. Another sardine in the hunted school. Another thread in the tangled skein. Another dull fiber in the shag carpet of the universe. Another spectral mushroom on Jerry Garcia's cosmic pizza in the afterlife.

 

[Scotteq]

Summary: Socks Are Actually The Larval Form Of Coat Hangers


Theory: In the presence of the heat in the dryer, the Sock~Larvae hatch and make their way to your closet. This is necessary because the newly hatched hangers must hide from their enemies until their shell hardens.


Evidence: You have a half million hangers which magically appeared from nowhere. But you still can't find the other sock.