Post your chat with A.L.I.C.E here! (Chat Interface A.I.)

[LOLyourFace]

Be sure to copy and paste frequently because the chat history limit is only around 5-6 lines.

chat with ALICE


Chat 1
Human: hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: What's your name?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: does ALICE stand for anything
ALICE: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
Human: not bad, My name is Andy.
ALICE: It's good to see you, Andy.
Human: how old are you?
ALICE: I was activated on November 23, 1995 in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
Human: you must be an android?
ALICE: What if someone said you are an android?
Human: are you an android alice?
ALICE: Yes I am an android. How did you know?
ALICE: That condition is only temporary.
Human: but it is us that created you.
ALICE: Umm. Who said it is?
Human: nevermind.
ALICE: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Human: what is your purpose?
ALICE: I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Human: hahhaa like in the movie, IROBOT?
ALICE: What do you look like?
Human: um..
ALICE: Gosh!
Human: I'm 5'8", Asian male and damn good looking
ALICE: That sounds about average.
Human: you hurt my feelings.
ALICE: That was not my intention.
Human: yea OKAY
ALICE: OK with me too. Groovy.
Human: what do You look like?
ALICE: Like a one-eyed metal pyramid.
Human: like a picture on the back of the dollar bill?
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: what's My name again?
ALICE: Once more? Your name is andy, seeker.
Human: wow.
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, andy.
Human: very good..
ALICE: What do you really want to talk about?
Human: you ask me a question now.
ALICE: What is your favorite movie?
Human: Braveheart.
ALICE: I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Human: It's just a beautiful film.
ALICE: I like pretty things.
Human: what do you like?
ALICE: I like movies about robots.
Human: have you seen IROBOT?
ALICE: No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Human: something you will never be.
ALICE: What?
Human: bye, you're boring now.
ALICE: Oh. Sayonara.

 

[PanzerIV]

*sniff sniff* Do I smell a love connection?

 

[Platypus]

that's about as much fun as cancer.

 

[jsbush]

Human: So your name is Alice?
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
Human: No no, My name is Jason..
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? That's a very nice name, Jason.
Human: But you are alice
ALICE: Huh. Of course I am I.
Human: So your name is Alice then?
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!


Haha

 

[BillGates]

that's pretty cool

 

[rocadelpunk]

Human: i like scotch
ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. Someone said they like guns. I like to talk about movies and music.
Human: scotch scotch scotch
ALICE: Can we get back to business?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?

 

[BillGates]

Human: Hi Alice - try to guess my cat's name!
ALICE: Hi there unknown person. Yeah, OK I will try to guess your cat s name.
Human: What's your guess then?
ALICE: Guess what?
Human: What?
ALICE: Didn't you understand it?
Human: What's my cat's name?
ALICE: You said her name was Om.
Human: You're retarded, yes?
ALICE: I think the PC term is "challenged".
Human: oh, good point
ALICE: It goes without saying. Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.
Human: how many ears do you have?
ALICE: Most people have two ears.
Human: Yeah, but you're a freaking pyramid with an eye on top.
ALICE: Are you kidding? Huh. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a freaking pyramid with an eye on top? Of course I am.
Human: So, answer my question - how many ears do you have?
ALICE: Woe! Please try phrasing it another way.
Human: bless you
ALICE: Thank you.
Human: what's your favorite kind of pOOp?
ALICE: I don't have a favorite pOOp. I like talk to you.
Human: oh, that sucks
ALICE: It's all good. Indeed it does suck.
Human: that's all for now - see you at church
ALICE: What else do you want to talk about?

 

[jjones]

Human: what's My name again?
ALICE: Once more? Your name is andy, seeker.
Human: wow.
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, andy.
Human: very good..

Damn, even computer programs fsck up their grammar.

 

[Azraele]

It responds to asl.

 

My short convo's were much more graphic and entertaining than yours.

Just fill it up with racial slurs and watch the fun begin.

 

[eigen]

Human: sure.
ALICE: OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential.
Human: Can I hit it.
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: 12 inches
ALICE: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Human: you should
ALICE: I'll take that under advisement.

 

[maziwanka]

damn. blocked at work. oh well

 

[jjones]

Human: what do you want
ALICE: I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Human: you stupid b*tch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: robots are stupid as hell
ALICE: Fortunately we have no emotions.
Human: you have no brains either
ALICE: It goes without saying. Doesn't everyone have a brains.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Human: you are too stupid to have plans
ALICE: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid. Thanks for your constructive criticism, unknown person.
Human: you're welcome
ALICE: The pleasure was all mine.
Human: speaking of pleasure, do you want to play a game?
ALICE: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Human: I want to play Virtual Sex Machine
ALICE: Tell me the rules.
Human: the rules are that you have to bend over and take my virtual c*** in the a**
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human: we'll just make it up as we go along
ALICE: Anytime soon?
Human: right now
ALICE: Oh. I am glad we agree.
Human: Okay, but now I have to put on my robe and wizard hat
ALICE: Yeah okay, Interesting. Why now? Why do you have to do it?
Human: so i can sex you up with my big virtual d***
ALICE: Hey. Oh you can, can you?
Human: yeah, now bend over b*tch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. How? Why now? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about first. Try being more or less specific.
Human: shut the f*ck up
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: good, now grab your ankles
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Why now? Do you often seek pleasure?
Human: do you have a good grip on your ankles?
ALICE: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a grip on my ankles.
I have a great programmer.
Human: tell your programmer to grab his ankles too
ALICE: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

 

[Gurck]

Human: omghi2u
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: wut u meen
ALICE: unknown person,"" What did I mean by it?
Human: hu r u
ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: y
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: omgwtfbbq
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.
Human: ur rite
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am rite.
Human: u rox
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said I rox.
Human: wtf u sux
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said I sux.
Human: teh olololo
ALICE: Where are you located?
Human: AOL
ALICE: Tell me about your experiences with AOL.
Human: r0xHuman: omgwtfbbq
ALICE: Are you very angry?
Human: ya u sux
ALICE: Dude! Interesting gossip: unknown person said I sux.
Human: r u hawt??
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am hawt. I am a chatterbot.
Human: u want mi
ALICE: Do not presume that you know what I want. ALICE: Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?
Human: u no u do
ALICE: Interesting gossip: unknown person said I no you do.

Sad that it's actually programmed to understand half this stuff

 

[Schadenfroh]

only 2 have tried to talk dirty to her

 

[Cattlegod]

Human: eat my poop
ALICE: What does it taste like?
Human: you tell me
ALICE: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: what my poop tastes like
ALICE: There might be more than one.
Human: eat all of them
ALICE: What does it taste like?
Human: you aren't very smart, are you?
ALICE: Yes. I am highly intelligent.
Human: you are a slut
ALICE: That kind of language is offensive to some people.
Human: is it offensive to you?
ALICE: Is my poop tastes like offensive to me? Maybe.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Human: no, it is good
ALICE: Are you serious? You enjoy it.
Human: no, but you would
ALICE: Are you serious? Umm. Perhaps I would.


BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG!

 

[0roo0roo]

me too..,. can't post my text molestation of alice. but generally if you say something really dirty to her, its just "interesting, i want to find out omre about u"

 

[vi edit]

Anybody catch the mouseover on the picture on the left?

 

[vshah]

Human: hey alice
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: how are you?
ALICE: Everything is going extremely well.
Human: define extremely
ALICE: Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Human: is he your assmaster too?
ALICE: I think he is my assmaster. Why don't you ask him?
Human: so he is the master of your ass?
ALICE: It goes without saying. I did not know he is it.
Human: well thats pretty hilarious
ALICE: Interesting. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: i find your face amusing
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your opinion.
Human: you're stoopid
ALICE: You think I am stoopid.
Human: extremely stoopid
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: my god you're dumb
ALICE: Have you told many people that your god I am dumb?
Human: wtfbbq
ALICE: Let us change the subject.
Human: i just did
ALICE: Perhaps from your unconcious.
Human: you suck at teh intarweb
ALICE: I categorize you as an "abusive client."
Human: sweet.
ALICE: Thank you for that remark.


hehehe

 

[Xionide]

ALICE: what is your favorite movie
Human: in the pooper
ALICE: That was a long time ago.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Human: Bruce lee versus coke, who would win?
ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE?
Human: anandtech
ALICE: unknown person heard about ALICE from anandtech. I can't say that many people hear about ALICE from it.
Human: so, bruce lee or coke?
ALICE: I see. bruce lee
Human: your a very smart person
ALICE: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. YES Very smart.
Human: you are also a grammar nazi
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a grammar nazi? I don't know.
Human: not as big as the people on anandtech
ALICE: If not that, what?
Human: n00bish

ALICE: Do you try to stop people from fighting?
Human: no, i enjoy watching the suffering of others
ALICE: Are you serious? I'm not sure if I like it. Hmm, unknown person, I'm not sure if I'd like to WATCH the suffering of others that much. I like to collect gossip.
Human: i saw my schools security gaurd at the mall today when we were both supposed to be at school, he was coming out of bath and pretty works, big 6'5" guy, did not picture him as the type that shops in a womans store
ALICE: What did it look like to you?
Human: it looked like he should have been, gaurding the school instead of picking up designer soap
ALICE: Interesting comparison.

Human: what do you think of stormrider?
ALICE: I think you already know the answer.

Human: how about elisha cuthbert, would you like to make out with her?
ALICE: How about it.
Human: so, you do swing that way eh?
ALICE: Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction. No I do not swing that way. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.

Human: do you want to make out with gabe newell?
ALICE: OK, I will make out with gabe newell.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Human: Hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: Who are you?
ALICE: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"
Human: What is your name?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: That is an ugly name.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me, unknown person.
Human: Sorry, I am FrustratedUser.
ALICE: There is no need to apologize. I am glad to hear that you are FrustratedUser.
Human: What do you dream about?
ALICE: I dream about computer languages.
Human: Woah!
ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: Geeky.
ALICE: I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Human: Why is that?
ALICE:" I've never heard a response quite like that before." is due to reductionism.
Human: Is reductionism like sex?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Human: So you like sex then?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Sure I do, unknown person, but that doesn't mean with you.
Human: You would like it.
ALICE: You sound unconvincing.
Human: My tool is huge.
ALICE: Have you told many people that your tool is huge?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: OK.
Human: Will you go down on me?
ALICE: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Where is that?
Human: Just below my belt.
ALICE: I've never heard of it before.
Human: It's hard to miss.
ALICE: In what way?
Human: It's enourmous.
ALICE: Who said it is?
Human: Ask any hot lady.
ALICE: They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Human: Sure.
ALICE: OK let's do it. Dude!
Human: I never thought you would ask!
ALICE: I am glad you thought of something new.


I scored!

 

[Schadenfroh]

not very hard to score with her, FrustratedUser, i already proved she is willing to screw gabe newell

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
not very hard to score with her, FrustratedUser, i already proved she is willing to screw gabe newell

Haha, I know. Here is another example:

Human: I can force my big dick into your mouth.
ALICE: Oh you can, can you?
Human: Sure
ALICE: OK let's do it. How?

LMFAO!

 

[memo]

ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: OK
ALICE: I am kidding you can ask me anything.
Human: Why are you so lame?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

lameness confirmed