Post your best opening pickup line here.

[Homer_Simpson]

Guy: Hey,...it's back...

Girl: (kinda confused) what's back?

Guy: My breath...you took it away last time.

ok, that was lame.

Homer

 

[NotoriousJTC]

<< &quot;Get in the truck&quot; >>



LOL!

 

[pulse8]

&quot;Fvck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name <insert obscure name here>&quot;


Or

&quot;Do you have any Cuban in you?&quot;

&quot;No&quot;

&quot;Would you like to?&quot;

 

[woodly6]

Said in a very loud voice:

WHERE YOU GOIN?

YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE!

WHERE YOU GOIN?


Not effective at all?

 

[ziplux]

Hey baby, wanna unzip my file?

 

[lowfatbaconboy]

the word of the day is &quot;legs&quot;
now lets go back to my place and spread the word

 

[HydroStream6]

Do you have a keg in your pants?.... because I'd like to tap that @ss.....