Post your best opening pickup line here.

[pdo]

mine is short and brief but some people tell me that it's too bland.

Hi Gorgeous

 

[zbalat]

That shirt is very becoming on you...then again, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too.


Lame and not effective. If she's drunk enough it might work.

 

[Moonbeam]

I never consicered having a pickup line. The notion of having a game plan or looking at women like some kind of game animal is repellant to me. I just bumble along as myself.

 

[Angrymarshmello]

"wanna have sex?" (19/20 times you'll get slapped, but women don't hang out at bars to talk - they go there to find a man to get laid. You just have to find one with a sense of humor)

I usually use "How you doing?" (Joey voice)

 

[LordMaul]

I WILL GET TO SAY IT FIRST!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Nice shoes. Wanna fsck?

 

[UberNeuman]

Hey, baby. I got twenty dollars that ain't doing anything right now...

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Q: "wanna go back to my place for pizza and sex?"

A1: "sure"
you: "um... score!"

A2: << slap >> &quot;hell no!&quot;
you: &quot;what... you don't like pizza?&quot;

 

[NotoriousJTC]

<< I WILL GET TO SAY IT FIRST!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Nice shoes. Wanna fsck?


>>



LMAO! That's a good one lol.

 

[kami]

&quot;No, that is not a banana in my pocket.&quot;

 

[mk52]

Honey you know, its my duty to please that bOOtey

 

[Emulex]

hay babe i've got a 0 day warez site, wanna burn some vcd-pr0n and get down?

 

[Pretender]

sup bitch. wanna fvck?

 

[yasha]

&quot;Your daddy must of been a baker to make something a sweet as you baby!&quot;

 

[kami]

<< sup bitch. wanna fvck? >>


give credit where credit's due.

 

[Red Dawn]

Here in Merced the best pick up line is &quot;I have a job&quot; followed by &quot;I would like to meet your children&quot;

 

[Urinal Mint]

In some parts of Texas, it's &quot;nice gunrack.&quot;

However, a few times I've acted like I dropped my business card on the floor, then said to the lady, &quot;hey, I think you dropped this!&quot; and hand it to her. It's worked twice.

 

[tinneric]

Try &quot;Hello&quot; anything else is just a line and women see right through it.

 

[pdo]

I once said You have nice rack to a blonde chick to see how she would react and I'm surprise she didn't slap me. Actually she didn't really know how to handle the situation and just said Thanks.. How many of you guys here would gather enough balls to say something like

<<Nice shoes. Wanna fsck?>>

 

[GasX]

That's a great dress. It would look great on my bedroom floor...

 

[Bomberboy]

That dress is very becomming on you....

If I was on you, I would be cumming too!

 

[WombatWoman]

I've always had good luck with this line:

&quot;Is that stick of Corsair 256mb PC133 CL2 SDRAM in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?&quot;

 

[Red Dawn]

<< How many of you guys here would gather enough balls to say something like <<Nice shoes. Wanna fsck?>> >>

Not if I wanted too

 

[amnesiac]

Hm.. I've actually never had to use a pickup line. Every girl I've gone out with has asked ME out. Oh darn.

 

[przero]

&quot;Get in the truck&quot;

 

[Night201]

LOL!!!! to the above line!