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[acemcmac]

so I started shooting the breeze with a fvcking BABE at the bus stop today

her: "wait, you're in my class, arent you"

turns out I was, so I walk her (helped that she was very directionally impaired) to class

I talk to her in class and watch this video with a guy who calls himself a "futurist." He talked about "paradigm shifting" for about 40 minutes

after class:

her: "how about that futurist, huh?"
me: "well, I'm a futurist, you know"
her: raised eyebrow
me: "yeah, I predict that I will ask for your phone number and a date this weekend, you'll hesitate for a minute, realize that I am nothing but a purehearted and wellmeaninged soul worth getting to know better and giddily accept"
her: "610, blah blah blah, but I'm at home this weekend, is sunday night good for you?"
me: "[sic] I have to check my schedule, I don't want to make a promise I can't keep"
her: "CALL ME!"

22 year old brunette nurse

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Danman

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Danman
Alright, since I already told you on AIM I was going to post this.....here it goes.

I was flying back from DC like a week and a half ago for work. Really long day, flight canceled twice. Was catching the flight from ATL to Orlando at midnight.

So I'm sitting in first class and this red head lady (pretty hot, I just knew she was older than I was) flight attendant sits right by me. She makes a couple cracks about being late and we get to talking...

Anyways, she was catching a ride home from work on Delta planes. She lives in Orlando also. She starts really flirting with me...I was pretty flattered, this really hot red head was hitting on me...so she's like "How old you do think I am hun?" She looks like 28 to 30 to me, so I say 28. She laughs and tells me to try again....well I find out she's 36. :Q

So I ask her to guess my age. She guesses "25." Hahaha.....tell her to guess again. She says 24....keep on going down hunny. She gets to 21, and she's like, "THERES NO FVCKING WAY YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN THAT!" Then I tell her I'm 19. She just stares at me with this blank face, and she tells me I look a lot older than that.

Anyways, really cool woman. As I'm leaving, she's like "Hey Dan, give me a call sometime!" and she shoves a piece of paper with her number on it in my back pocket and touches my ass. :Q

I was just completely shocked....a 36 year old flight attendant wanted to get with me. Amazing. Just to say, I never called her....I kind of regret it now. A little too late.

:foreheadslap;

Dude, you missed out. Huge.

Older women are frisky.
Redheads are frisky.

You could have had both in one woman. :Q

- M4H

I know. She was freaky too dude....she even said that. I'm ashamed of myself.

*hands in man card*

She SAID she was freaky?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
You are a disgrace to every red-blooded male on this planet.

Well, it's kind of weird that someone that could possibly be my mom starts touching me....DAMNIT SHUTUP NOW I REALLY REGRET THIS

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: Danman
Alright, since I already told you on AIM I was going to post this.....here it goes.

I was flying back from DC like a week and a half ago for work. Really long day, flight canceled twice. Was catching the flight from ATL to Orlando at midnight.

So I'm sitting in first class and this red head lady (pretty hot, I just knew she was older than I was) flight attendant sits right by me. She makes a couple cracks about being late and we get to talking...

Anyways, she was catching a ride home from work on Delta planes. She lives in Orlando also. She starts really flirting with me...I was pretty flattered, this really hot red head was hitting on me...so she's like "How old you do think I am hun?" She looks like 28 to 30 to me, so I say 28. She laughs and tells me to try again....well I find out she's 36. :Q

So I ask her to guess my age. She guesses "25." Hahaha.....tell her to guess again. She says 24....keep on going down hunny. She gets to 21, and she's like, "THERES NO FVCKING WAY YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN THAT!" Then I tell her I'm 19. She just stares at me with this blank face, and she tells me I look a lot older than that.

Anyways, really cool woman. As I'm leaving, she's like "Hey Dan, give me a call sometime!" and she shoves a piece of paper with her number on it in my back pocket and touches my ass. :Q

I was just completely shocked....a 36 year old flight attendant wanted to get with me. Amazing. Just to say, I never called her....I kind of regret it now. A little too late.

:laugh:

any chance you still have the number?

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: Danman
Alright, since I already told you on AIM I was going to post this.....here it goes.

I was flying back from DC like a week and a half ago for work. Really long day, flight canceled twice. Was catching the flight from ATL to Orlando at midnight.

So I'm sitting in first class and this red head lady (pretty hot, I just knew she was older than I was) flight attendant sits right by me. She makes a couple cracks about being late and we get to talking...

Anyways, she was catching a ride home from work on Delta planes. She lives in Orlando also. She starts really flirting with me...I was pretty flattered, this really hot red head was hitting on me...so she's like "How old you do think I am hun?" She looks like 28 to 30 to me, so I say 28. She laughs and tells me to try again....well I find out she's 36. :Q

So I ask her to guess my age. She guesses "25." Hahaha.....tell her to guess again. She says 24....keep on going down hunny. She gets to 21, and she's like, "THERES NO FVCKING WAY YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN THAT!" Then I tell her I'm 19. She just stares at me with this blank face, and she tells me I look a lot older than that.

Anyways, really cool woman. As I'm leaving, she's like "Hey Dan, give me a call sometime!" and she shoves a piece of paper with her number on it in my back pocket and touches my ass. :Q

I was just completely shocked....a 36 year old flight attendant wanted to get with me. Amazing. Just to say, I never called her....I kind of regret it now. A little too late.

:laugh:

any chance you still have the number?

Of course I do.....I think.

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: Danman

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: Danman
Alright, since I already told you on AIM I was going to post this.....here it goes.

I was flying back from DC like a week and a half ago for work. Really long day, flight canceled twice. Was catching the flight from ATL to Orlando at midnight.

So I'm sitting in first class and this red head lady (pretty hot, I just knew she was older than I was) flight attendant sits right by me. She makes a couple cracks about being late and we get to talking...

Anyways, she was catching a ride home from work on Delta planes. She lives in Orlando also. She starts really flirting with me...I was pretty flattered, this really hot red head was hitting on me...so she's like "How old you do think I am hun?" She looks like 28 to 30 to me, so I say 28. She laughs and tells me to try again....well I find out she's 36. :Q

So I ask her to guess my age. She guesses "25." Hahaha.....tell her to guess again. She says 24....keep on going down hunny. She gets to 21, and she's like, "THERES NO FVCKING WAY YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN THAT!" Then I tell her I'm 19. She just stares at me with this blank face, and she tells me I look a lot older than that.

Anyways, really cool woman. As I'm leaving, she's like "Hey Dan, give me a call sometime!" and she shoves a piece of paper with her number on it in my back pocket and touches my ass. :Q

I was just completely shocked....a 36 year old flight attendant wanted to get with me. Amazing. Just to say, I never called her....I kind of regret it now. A little too late.

:laugh:

any chance you still have the number?

Of course I do.....I think.

better late than nevAR

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

y helo thar

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: Danman

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: Danman
Alright, since I already told you on AIM I was going to post this.....here it goes.

I was flying back from DC like a week and a half ago for work. Really long day, flight canceled twice. Was catching the flight from ATL to Orlando at midnight.

So I'm sitting in first class and this red head lady (pretty hot, I just knew she was older than I was) flight attendant sits right by me. She makes a couple cracks about being late and we get to talking...

Anyways, she was catching a ride home from work on Delta planes. She lives in Orlando also. She starts really flirting with me...I was pretty flattered, this really hot red head was hitting on me...so she's like "How old you do think I am hun?" She looks like 28 to 30 to me, so I say 28. She laughs and tells me to try again....well I find out she's 36. :Q

So I ask her to guess my age. She guesses "25." Hahaha.....tell her to guess again. She says 24....keep on going down hunny. She gets to 21, and she's like, "THERES NO FVCKING WAY YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN THAT!" Then I tell her I'm 19. She just stares at me with this blank face, and she tells me I look a lot older than that.

Anyways, really cool woman. As I'm leaving, she's like "Hey Dan, give me a call sometime!" and she shoves a piece of paper with her number on it in my back pocket and touches my ass. :Q

I was just completely shocked....a 36 year old flight attendant wanted to get with me. Amazing. Just to say, I never called her....I kind of regret it now. A little too late.

:laugh:

any chance you still have the number?

Of course I do.....I think.

You have one chance to rectify the situation, and posting on AT about how you're not gonna do it ain't it.