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[bossanov]

Here is my offering:

"Stop Hurricanes: Vote Kerry"

 

[sillymofo]

Hey... you stole that from me.

 

[CADsortaGUY]

Here's one some from both sides of the issue can agree on.(heard this last week)

"Run Hillary, Run"

Some put it on the front of their car, others on the back :Q

CsG

 

[bossanov]

Originally posted by: sillymofo
Hey... you stole that from me.

Sorry Silly. Did not mean to step on your idea. I did not see your post.

Regards,
B.

 

[tranquilflow]

Originally posted by: CADsortaGUY
Here's one some from both sides of the issue can agree on.(heard this last week)

"Run Hillary, Run"

Some put it on the front of their car, others on the back :Q

CsG

 

[Bowfinger]

Slower Traffic Keep Right

(Nice double meaning.)

 

[XMan]

"I actually did vote for John Kerry . . . before I voted against him!"

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

OK< Isaw this one before and it's stuck in my head. I'll come up with something original soon:

In VERY SMALL font
"If you can read this, you are following to close."

Maybe:
"I brake for tailgaters"

EDIT: OK, it's a political forum, I know. Sorry Lost track of where I was.

"Don't blame me, I voted for Gore"

There, back on topic.

 

[nageov3t]

"Vote Bush: The Democrats Need to Learn a Lesson"

or, after Bush wins:

"Blame Iowa"

I'm a little bitter

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: X-Man
"I actually did vote for John Kerry . . . before I voted against him!"

what's with the waffles?

 

[JHoNNy1OoO]

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: X-Man
"I actually did vote for John Kerry . . . before I voted against him!"

what's with the waffles?

He's a WAFFLER!!! HAR HAR HAR!

:/

 

[CADsortaGUY]

Originally posted by: loki8481
"Vote Bush: The Democrats Need to Learn a Lesson"

or, after Bush wins:

"Blame Iowa"

I'm a little bitter

Actually "Praise Iowa" might work too

CsG

 

[kage69]

Fire President Cheney.

 

[Chodaboy]

Mine - "Support Faith Based Missile Defense Systems" and "Bush/Orwell 2004", both from evolvefish.com

 

[Spamela]

"Every time you vote Republican, God kills a kitten"

 

[DAPUNISHER]

On the Dub's "My other car is the short bus"

On Kerry's "Kerry/IHOP in '04!"

 

[1EZduzit]

No WMD = No GWB

 

[Mockery]

?Vote Kerry?

?.because Communist Vietnam, Kim Jong-Il, Al-Jazzera, NAMBLA, and the French can?t all be wrong!

 

[1EZduzit]

Lick Bush

 

[imported_Smithy]

If either win

Don't blame me I voted Libertarian

This just in: Bush debate photo

 

[biostud]

vote Bush, because Cowboys rules!

 

[imported_poody]

5 out of 6 terrorists agree! Kerry for president (the sixth one is probably dead or something).

or, it's a little long, but still funny:
I want a lying backstabbing "veteran" and a dirty trial lawyer to lead my country!

oh, and one that's not particularly funny, but true:
Hatred is not a reason to vote for 'The other guy.'

 

[bossanov]

VOTE for Nader: ELECT BUSH

 

[zzzz]

4 more wars!

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

A vote for Bush is a vote for Jesus!