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HomeBrewerDude

HomeBrewerDude

Lifer
Alright, my idea is to enclose interstate highways inside of tubes, then run air through the tubes to that traffic can move along with hardly any wind resistance.


:beer:
 
Good idea...

My idea is to put touch sensors (think like laptop touchpads) on police weapons that recognize the officer (and their partner's) palm prints so only they can shoot the gun.
 
A 100% guaranteed method to solve unemployment:

After 180 days of being out of work, you are automatically conscripted into the army. Even those who refuse service won't be labeled as unemployed, just as deserters. 😛
 
Why cant we have all of our daily nutiritional requirements put into one single pill that we take 3 times a day?

... the Jetsons did it. 😕
 
Originally posted by: hevnsnt
Good idea...

My idea is to put touch sensors (think like laptop touchpads) on police weapons that recognize the officer (and their partner's) palm prints so only they can shoot the gun.
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Judge Dredd much?
 
Originally posted by: brigden
My best friend, 26, is going to go back to high school and we're going to make a film about it.
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Only a good idea if he is going to re-gain his youth by becoming Prom/Homecoming King and become the most popular guy in school by dating the hottest slutty cheerleader.
 
It's a mat, with different conclusions on it that you can jump to.


But seriously, I've seen various items advertised as "virtually indesructable". That means that it's almost, but not quite indestructable. That's nice and all, but I'd like to learn how to make something virtually destructable. If something is virtually destructable then you could almost, but not quite, destroy the thing. I think that would be swell.
 
Originally posted by: hevnsnt
Originally posted by: wobbuffet
ADD A 'T8URBO" TO MY TOLIET?
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hmm.. don't know what T8URBO is.. Is it like a garbage disposal? Cause if it is, that is a brilliant IDEA!!!!
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LOL..PLUS IM THINKING ABOUT A WIRELESS REMOTE CONTROL, SO PPL CAN FLUSH THE TOLIET ANYWHERE THEY WANT...:thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Originally posted by: brigden
My best friend, 26, is going to go back to high school and we're going to make a film about it.
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Only a good idea if he is going to re-gain his youth by becoming Prom/Homecoming King and become the most popular guy in school by dating the hottest slutty cheerleader.
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We did all that.
 
Originally posted by: hevnsnt
Good idea...

My idea is to put touch sensors (think like laptop touchpads) on police weapons that recognize the officer (and their partner's) palm prints so only they can shoot the gun.
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link
 
Originally posted by: baoytl
Originally posted by: hevnsnt
Good idea...

My idea is to put touch sensors (think like laptop touchpads) on police weapons that recognize the officer (and their partner's) palm prints so only they can shoot the gun.
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link
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Yeah Yeah, I know... I had this idea about 10 years ago.. Do you really think I would post my current ideas here? 😛
 
Originally posted by: yllus
A 100% guaranteed method to solve unemployment:

After 180 days of being out of work, you are automatically conscripted into the army. Even those who refuse service won't be labeled as unemployed, just as deserters. 😛
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.....and then sent to Canada?
 
Layering carpets in high-traffic areas (restaurants, malls) with thousands of tiny electrical generators, so you can run the lights basically free.
 
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