Post you best knock knock joke!

[FFactory0x]

Knock knock
Who's there?
dishes
Dishes who?

dishes the FBI, open up

 

[WhiteKnight]

Knock knock
Who's there?
The interupting cow
The interuptin MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Brutuskend]

Ok, you start.

Say Knock Knock.

 

[dsfunk]

knock knock
who's there
stfu

 

[purbeast0]

knock knock.
who's there?
boo.
boo who?
don't cry its just a joke!!11!!!ONE!!11!!!

knock knock.
who's there?
woo.
woo who?
what are you so excited about, its just a stupid joke!

 

[b0mbrman]

The best one I've got at the moment is the starfish one from here.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting starfish
Interrupt..(grab their face with your hand)

 

[CPA]

Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Re
Re who?
Repost!

 

[b0mbrman]

"knock knock! "
"What's that noise?"
"Knock, knock. "
"You heard it too? "
"No, when I say 'knock knock' you say 'who's there'."
"Okay, who's there?"
"Tangerine."
"Who's there?"
"Tangerine who!"
"Tangerine who?!"
"Tangerine the doorbell!"

Rimshot...

 

[Cristatus]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
"knock knock! "
"What's that noise?"
"Knock, knock. "
"You heard it too? "
"No, when I say 'knock knock' you say 'who's there'."
"Okay, who's there?"
"Tangerine."
"Who's there?"
"Tangerine who!"
"Tangerine who?!"
"Tangerine the doorbell!"

Rimshot...

:thumbsdown:

i don't get it

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: CPA
Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Re
Re who?
Repost!

hahahah

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
"knock knock! "
"What's that noise?"
"Knock, knock. "
"You heard it too? "
"No, when I say 'knock knock' you say 'who's there'."
"Okay, who's there?"
"Tangerine."
"Who's there?"
"Tangerine who!"
"Tangerine who?!"
"Tangerine the doorbell!"

Rimjob...

I don't get the last part. Is this at a public men's restroom?

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
"knock knock! "
"What's that noise?"
"Knock, knock. "
"You heard it too? "
"No, when I say 'knock knock' you say 'who's there'."
"Okay, who's there?"
"Tangerine."
"Who's there?"
"Tangerine who!"
"Tangerine who?!"
"Tangerine the doorbell!"

Rimjob...

I don't get the last part. Is this at a public men's restroom?

Women can give/receive rimjobs too

[Edit] Wait...that wasn't my joke...phony

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
"knock knock! "
"What's that noise?"
"Knock, knock. "
"You heard it too? "
"No, when I say 'knock knock' you say 'who's there'."
"Okay, who's there?"
"Tangerine."
"Who's there?"
"Tangerine who!"
"Tangerine who?!"
"Tangerine the doorbell!"

Rimjob...

I don't get the last part. Is this at a public men's restroom?

Women can give/receive rimjobs too

[Edit] Wait...that wasn't my joke...phony

Like stealing candy from a baby!

 

[jadinolf]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Putta

Putta who?

Putta sock in it!

 

[chowderhead]

knock knock

who's there?

little boy blue

little boy blue who?

little boy blue Michael Jackson.