Post the wises quotes you know

Gizmo j

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by Sun Tzu - Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.


By Edward Snowden

"Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to say." "When you say, 'I have nothing to hide,' you're saying, 'I don't care about this right
 

pete6032

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Dec 3, 2010
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“Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.”

-David Lloyd George
 

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
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"Whenever I run into a problem I can't solve, I always make it bigger. I can never solve it by trying to make it smaller, but if I make it big enough, I can begin to see the outlines of a solution." - Eisenhower

"80 percent of success is showing up." - Woody Allen
 

Pohemi

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Oct 2, 2004
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"Do what you love; the money will follow."

Too bad it isn't universally true, but w/e. I still think it's valid philosophy.
 

shortylickens

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Jul 15, 2003
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"Whenever I run into a problem I can't solve, I always make it bigger. I can never solve it by trying to make it smaller, but if I make it big enough, I can begin to see the outlines of a solution." - Eisenhower

"80 percent of success is showing up." - Woody Allen
No offense to Woody but he's a fuckin moron and full of shit besides.
Fuck that dude.

No offense.
 

SKORPI0

Lifer
Jan 18, 2000
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Kaido

Elite Member & Kitchen Overlord
Feb 14, 2004
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“Until one is committed, there is hesitancy, the chance to draw back, always ineffectiveness. Concerning all acts of initiative (and creation), there is one elementary truth, the ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans: that the moment one definitely commits oneself, then Providence moves too. All sorts of things occur to help one that would never otherwise have occurred. A whole stream of events issues from the decision, raising in one's favour all manner of unforeseen incidents and meetings and material assistance, which no man could have dreamt would have come his way. I have learned a deep respect for one of Goethe's couplets: Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!” - William Hutchison Murray

I've found this to be true for every single assignment & project I've ever bothered to actually commit to. For most of my life, I struggled with undiagnosed ADHD & had a really hard time buckling down on anything in particular...tons of dabbling, not much in the way of actual focus or goals, however. As I got older & developed a strong personal productivity system, one based on commitment rather than motivation, I've seen this principle of commitment magically opening doors happen in every single instance. When I got married a decade or two ago, I literally didn't know how to boil water (which my wife still roasts me about to this day, lol), and now I meal-prep 7 meals & snacks a day using a home combi oven as my primary cooking machine, and am honored to have the title of Kitchen Overload on ATOT lol.

Part of it is the Wayne Gretzky quote, "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take". So you have to start, you have to put in sustained effort, you have to power through setbacks, you have to be persistent until success is achieved, but all of stuff begins with commitment to doing something in particular. Making a commitment & then putting in the consistent effort to chase after it little by little is like opening the door to a waterfall of opportunity. It's not like "The Secret" where you just clearly-define what you want & then the universe gives it to you, because we live in a world of action & consequence, which requires consistent effort to get results in, but that key commitment portion is where the initial beauty lies. I can't full explain it; I can only say, in all seriousness, that every time I've committed to something specific & then been persistent in my efforts towards it over time, magical things have happened...I'll run into the right people, the right youtube video, the right article online, the right book, or some kind of other resource that magically comes out of the fog to greatly assist me on my journey, something that wasn't evident or available or readily apparent before.

So I am a VERY big proponent of living a life based on commitment. Not dabbling, not passive interest, not nice ideas & good intentions, not of requiring motivation to get to work, but of commitment to very specific things & then watching, as the effort is put in day by day, all sorts of stuff happen as if by magic to aid you in your journey. If that sounds a little nuts, give it a try over time & report back with your results! The world is full of good ideas, but lacks execution. Commitment is the precursor to action, which leads to getting stuff done & enjoying the ride along the way. I feel like I would have enjoyed life a lot more growing up had I understand the principle of how commitment opens up doors to you that previously didn't exist, because I definitely would have taken advantage of it back then had I known!
 

BoomerD

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Feb 26, 2006
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It is better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it. At least until you appear in an episode of Hoarders :)

Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope.
Freewheelin Franklin, Zap comics, circa 1968
 
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JulesMaximus

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“Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.”

Frank Zappa
 
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pauldun170

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You got the stink-eye from your gal for eating a baker's dozen pickled eggs at a party, but you know that stink is gonna be reciprocated one ways or the other.

You're having poker night with your pals and everything was going great 'til your friend said that Home and Garden TV was his laundry folding channel.

Spring is sprung. Grass is riz. It's loitering time for greasy skids.

Your cousin does show moderate flashes of intelegence, but to you he'll always be the guy who got his horn caught in the button-fly.

Your friend George says he wants to be called "Geo" now, and you kinda wish you weren't sharing a tent with him when he told you that.

A gal at the bar said she likes the way your pants fit, but she said it in a baby voice. And, really, she can do that nonsense on her own time.

It's too much John Cougar and not enough Kim Mitchell.

Silky mittens, top tittens, ferda boys.

Wheel, snipe, celly, boys.

Dirty fuckin' dangles, boys.

Have you shit yourself? You look like you've got an awkward boner.

What's up with your fucking body hair, big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.

What, like the Florida State Seminal Vesicles?

I think if I saw my own vas deferens, I'd be quite worried.

You know what? There's 2 things I don't like about you and it's your face.

Let's take about 5 to 10 percent off 'er over there, Squirrely Dan.

My friend said he had sex inside a hollowed out log one time and I thought, I bet Fred Penner pulled that off one time too.

Fugassi diamonds in both ears, leprechaun buckles on his shoes, running a fucking dippidy-doo convention upstairs for a salad, driving a '95 Jeep YJ with a Wave deco on the side, enough cologne to o-ffend a Bangcock lady boy. And you'll want to hear the best part. Full Beiber eyes.

Here's a tip, don't fart in a spacesuit.

Here's a tip, don't sneeze when you're taking a piss.

Here's a tip, it's really hard to get tuna out of your dickhole.

You naturally prefer companionship, but I guess there's a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the the dark.

Ninja dust!

Howareyounow?

She's so hot I'd jerk off her dad just to see where she came from.

Pitter patter, let's skiddader. (get at 'er)

Is a duck's ass watertight?

That's some drunk evolution right there, bud.

It's almost not worth thinking about.

A guy takes a hooker out for supper. He gave her his peas, she gave him herpes.

A pack of coyotes come right up the porch the other night because your dog is in heat and you know those yellow-eyed bastards will go right through the screen door if they're horny.

You are just spare parts, aren't ya bud?

A hockey player called you "slugger" the other day, so it's like "Run upstairs and put your jammy-jams on. I'm putting you to sleep."

One year, they dressed a horse up like a unicorn and he was never really the same after that.

You seen a dude wearing those goofy toe shoes and you just know he's the type of prick to name his dog something like "Camper."

Your little cousin put a stink bomb inside a Nerf gun and fired it at his bus driver. Fuck, no more kids table with those big-boy moves.

It's too complicated. It's like algebra. Why do you gotta go putting numbers and letters together? Why can't you just go fuck yourself?

You wish there was a pied piper for 'possums, but there isn't so you're gonna just have to keep picking 'em off with the 22. Buckle up because they're fucking ugly. Course, that's not to say I have it all my damn self.

You left the barn door open after chores one time and your dad thought you were stoned, but you haven't smoked the electric lettuce since grade 8.

Well, you don't want to go too cooky with accessories on your truck or your jeep. It's ok with a like a quad, though, like my buddy Big Tees got a snorkel kit on his and that's pretty punk rock.

A guy's girlfriend is having a hard time parking the car. He says, "You should get tested." She says "No, I'm not so bad at drivin'." He says, "No, I have clamidia."

I seen a my excellent compatriot having sex with a barn cat on top of my truck one time. Fuck, what's the nature of that, David Suzuki?

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?

Your cousin said he'd get your little sister a One Direction CD for her birthday, which is fine, but he was a little quick to the draw on that one.
 

Stopsignhank

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If it works, don’t fix it

- Bumper Sticker

Unfortunately I have to admit this bumper sticker changed my life.