Post the most nerdy/geeky joke you know!

[CityShrimp]

Originally posted by: SparkyJJO

Originally posted by: Tobolo

Originally posted by: jst0ney
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LOL That is freaking great!

I've gotten many of these in here, but I don't get that one is it ASCII code?

Ya. find a binary to text converter online to see.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: Kyteland
Why did Intel call their new chip "Pentium"? Because when you added 100 to 486, you got 586.657654132167...

What do you get when you cross a Lion with a Tiger?
A line perpendicular to both.

To an optimist, the glass is half full. To a pessimist, the glass is half empty. To an engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

I don't get the pentium one.

Neither did I

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Rastus

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: Kyteland
Why did Intel call their new chip "Pentium"? Because when you added 100 to 486, you got 586.657654132167...

What do you get when you cross a Lion with a Tiger?
A line perpendicular to both.

To an optimist, the glass is half full. To a pessimist, the glass is half empty. To an engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

I don't get the pentium one.

fdiv bug of the pentium60

Oh haha, nevermind.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: reverend boltron
What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

sqrt(-1/64)

A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician were sitting in a street cafe watching the crowd. Across the street they saw a man and a woman entering a building. Ten minutes later they reappeared together with a third person.

The biologist said, "They must have bred while they were in there."
The physicist said, "Oh noes! An error in measurement."
The mathematician said, "If one more person enters the building, it will be empty again."

Those are hilarious. NICE ONES

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: reverend boltron
What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

sqrt(-1/64)

I don't get this one.

i/8 -> i over eight

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Windogg
A real old one. Most kids won't get this one.

Q: What do you get when you cross Lee Iacocca with Count Dracula?
A: autoexec.bat

Too cheesey

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: CityShrimp

Originally posted by: SparkyJJO

Originally posted by: Tobolo

Originally posted by: jst0ney
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LOL That is freaking great!

I've gotten many of these in here, but I don't get that one is it ASCII code?

Ya. find a binary to text converter online to see.

Just to save everybody the effort.

Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: None - they just declare darkness to be industry standard.

I'm fluent in binary. :Q

 

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

Did you hear about the Microsoft programmer who committed suicide? He was so despondent, he jumped out of his Windows.

 

[GeneralDisarray]

A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. The bartender notices a sad expression on the byte and asks "What's wrong?" to which the byte replies "Parity Error". The bartender nods and says "Yeah, you looked a bit off".

 

[EKKC]

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: reverend boltron
What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

sqrt(-1/64)

I don't get this one.

i/8 -> i over eight

oh man! LOL! this IS geeky i would never get it. and i was a math minor in college

 

[Golgatha]

Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street. One says, "hey I think I lost an electron back there"! The other says, "are you positive"?

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: GeneralDisarray
A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. The bartender notices a sad expression on the byte and asks "What's wrong?" to which the byte replies "Parity Error". The bartender nods and says "Yeah, you looked a bit off".

Haha I like this one :beer:

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Q: How do you catch a singular rabbit?


A: Unique up on him.

 

[Smartazz]

So an isotope is talking to a guy and says:"I don't know man, I've been feeling really negetive lately."
And the guy responds:"Oh my gosh, a talking isotope!"

 

[StevenYoo]

Originally posted by: Smartazz
So an isotope is talking to a guy and says:"I don't know man, I've been feeling really negetive lately."
And the guy responds:"Oh my gosh, a talking isotope!"

/groan

 

[palswim]

Originally posted by: CityShrimp

Originally posted by: SparkyJJO

Originally posted by: Tobolo

Originally posted by: jst0ney
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LOL That is freaking great!

I've gotten many of these in here, but I don't get that one is it ASCII code?

Ya. find a binary to text converter online to see.

http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayG...d/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp

 

[palswim]

Originally posted by: Kyteland
Why did Intel choose to call their new chip "Pentium" instead of "586"? Because when you added 100 to 486, you got 586.657654132167...

Here's a modification, so hopefully the joke will make more sense.

 

[StevenYoo]

Originally posted by: palswim

Originally posted by: Kyteland
Why did Intel choose to call their new chip "Pentium" instead of "586"? Because when you added 100 to 486, you got 586.657654132167...

Here's a modification, so hopefully the joke will make more sense.

ah ha! much better joke

 

[Spamela]

Q: what's the dual of the traveling salesman problem?

A: the farmer's daughter problem.

 

[Ipno]

Pi is exactly 3!

/runs

 

[gsellis]

On the glass half full...
The engineer says that the glass is over-designed.
The accountant demands an audit.


A physicist, a mathmatician, and an economist are stranded on a deserted island. The only food on the island is a case of canned beans. There is nothing on the island that could be used to open the can. The physicist says, "Hey, if we build a fire, I can calculate the idle spot and amount of wood we need to make the can explode open." The mathmatician brightens up and says, "Great idea! I have some distribution models I can apply and we can calculate where all the beans will land. We can put leaves down to catch them!" The economist shakes his head and says, "It would just be easier if we assumed we had a can opener."

 

[Rill22]

Please, don't drink and derive.

Know your limits.

 

[FredFredrickson]

What did the mathematician do when he got constipated?

Worked it out with a pencil!

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: FredFredrickson
What did the mathematician do when he got constipated?

Worked it out with a pencil!

LOL!!!! this is the best one. LMAO!!!

 

[Vertimus]

Q: What?s the value of a contour integral around
Western Europe?
A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe.

Q: What is a topologist?
A: Someone who cannot distinguish between a
doughnut and a coffee cup.

Q: What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a
mountain climber?
A: You can?t cross a vector with a scalar.

Q: What is a compact city?
A: It?s a city that can be guarded by finitely many
nearsighted policemen.

Q: Why can?t you grow wheat in Z/6Z?
A: It?s not a field.