# Post the most nerdy/geeky joke you know!

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#### FoBoT

##### No Lifer
what is brown and sticky?

a stick!

#### WhoBeDaPlaya

##### Diamond Member
Originally posted by: dave518
I dont get it
d/dx (e^x) = e^x
d/dx (constant) = 0
d/dy (e^x) = 0

#### mrSHEiK124

##### Lifer
Originally posted by: reverend boltron
What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

sqrt(-1/64)
LMAO, I feel uber geeky for getting that one as soon as I read it.

Originally posted by: Ionizer86
If I could be any enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes!
Good stuff :laugh:

#### Jeff7

##### Lifer
Originally posted by: WhoBeDaPlaya
Originally posted by: dave518
I dont get it
d/dx (e^x) = e^x
d/dx (constant) = 0
d/dy (e^x) = 0
Yup, good old implicit differentiation.
Ugh.

As far as d/dy is concerned, e^x is a constant.

Oh snap.

#### Scarpozzi

##### Lifer
An ATOTer meets a girl, takes her out on a date, then takes her back to her place and has GREAT PASSIONATE sex with her. She looks deeply into his eyes and says, "You are the most amazing guy I've ever met." .....then his mother wakes him up.

#### Demo24

##### Diamond Member
I don't get the ones where the engineer says "if one more enters then ___ will be empty".

#### RichardE

##### Banned
Originally posted by: DEMO24
I don't get the ones where the engineer says "if one more enters then ___ will be empty".
2 goes in, 3 comes out, so the tree has a value of -1 squirrel. So -1 + 1 = 0

#### xtknight

##### Elite Member
Originally posted by: RichardE
Originally posted by: DEMO24
I don't get the ones where the engineer says "if one more enters then ___ will be empty".
2 goes in, 3 comes out, so the tree has a value of -1 squirrel. So -1 + 1 = 0
Still confused...

#### RichardE

##### Banned
Originally posted by: xtknight
Originally posted by: RichardE
Originally posted by: DEMO24
I don't get the ones where the engineer says "if one more enters then ___ will be empty".
2 goes in, 3 comes out, so the tree has a value of -1 squirrel. So -1 + 1 = 0
Still confused...

So tree = 2

3 squirrels came out

tree = 2 - 3

tree = -1

To get the tree back to empty you add one squirrel

tree = -1 + 1

Tree = 0

therefore the tree is empty.

#### xtknight

##### Elite Member
Originally posted by: RichardE

So tree = 2

3 squirrels came out

tree = 2 - 3

tree = -1

To get the tree back to empty you add one squirrel

tree = -1 + 1

Tree = 0

therefore the tree is empty.
The joke couldn't be that bad, could it?

#### Howard

##### Lifer
Originally posted by: CravenTacos
God is real, unless declared integer
What? Integers are real numbers as well.

#### Howard

##### Lifer
Originally posted by: xtknight
Originally posted by: RichardE

So tree = 2

3 squirrels came out

tree = 2 - 3

tree = -1

To get the tree back to empty you add one squirrel

tree = -1 + 1

Tree = 0

therefore the tree is empty.
The joke couldn't be that bad, could it?
I like that joke.

I also like the one with the autoexec.bat.

#### gwrober

##### Golden Member
Originally posted by: KLin
Originally posted by: Lash444
How do you catch a bear?

First you dig a hole, and you fill it full of ashes. Then you surround it with peas. When the bear goes to take a pea, you kick it in the ash-hole.
That's not a geek joke.
Oh man that was funny!

:thumbsup:

#### TheChort

##### Diamond Member
What do you get when you cross a mouse with an elephant?
Mouse Sin Theta Elephant

#### bobsmith1492

##### Diamond Member
2 = 1. Proof: 1 = a number; 2 = a number -> 1 = 2!

Blonde math:

Solve: (1/n)sinx = ? Solution: the "n" cancels, leaving "six;" solution: six = 6!

Given: women = time x money; time = money -> therefore, women = money^2
Given: money = root(evil) -> sqrt(evil); -> women = (sqrt(evil))^2 -> women = evil!

#### Howard

##### Lifer
Originally posted by: TheChort
What do you get when you cross a mouse with an elephant?
Mouse Sin Theta Elephant
No good. There's nothing about orientation. Besides, who puts sin theta in the middle?

#### Syringer

##### Lifer
Originally posted by: npoe1
Originally posted by: Windogg
A real old one. Most kids won't get this one.

Q: What do you get when you cross Lee Iacocca with Count Dracula?
A: autoexec.bat
I did not get that
Lee Iacocca = former CEO of Chrysler = automotive executive = autoexec
Count dracula = bat
autoexec.bat = file that back in the DOS days that listed programs you want to start with your comp, like your startup folder currently.

#### iamaelephant

##### Diamond Member
Originally posted by: xtknight
Originally posted by: RichardE
Originally posted by: DEMO24
I don't get the ones where the engineer says "if one more enters then ___ will be empty".
2 goes in, 3 comes out, so the tree has a value of -1 squirrel. So -1 + 1 = 0
Still confused...
You're not a geek! Intruder! Intruder!

#### dighn

##### Lifer
awesome thread :laugh: loved that i/8 one

#### Kyteland

##### Diamond Member
Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: Kyteland
Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: Kyteland
Why did Intel call their new chip "Pentium"? Because when you added 100 to 486, you got 586.657654132167...

What do you get when you cross a Lion with a Tiger?
A line perpendicular to both.

To an optimist, the glass is half full. To a pessimist, the glass is half empty. To an engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
I don't get the pentium one.
Not geek enough? :Q
I understand that, but I dont see what that has to do with the chip being named the Pentium. I mean... its a self referential thing. In the joke they called it a Pentium because Pentiums are known for exhibiting that behavior, but the origin of the name Pentium in the joke, is the same chip they are naming.
The joke isn't that the name is Pentium. The joke is that they didn't call it a 586. Their previous processors had been called 286, 386, 486. The real reason that they called it Pentium is that they couldn't trademark 586 and all of their competitors were using that already, ie "586 clone". The joke is: They tried to add 100 to 486 in an attempt to get 586, but kept getting 586.657654132167. So they gave up and called it Pentium.

Is it funny now?

#### Syringer

##### Lifer
Originally posted by: JayHu
So e and pi get into a fight; 7 comes along and says 'come on guys, let's be rational'
:laugh:

#### Tobolo

##### Diamond Member
Originally posted by: Lash444
Originally posted by: KLin
Originally posted by: Lash444
How do you catch a bear?

First you dig a hole, and you fill it full of ashes. Then you surround it with peas. When the bear goes to take a pea, you kick it in the ash-hole.
That's not a geek joke.
It is to me, I don't tell a joke anymore geeky than that!
No thats not geeky man, not in the least. However, it is retarded.

#### Tobolo

##### Diamond Member
Originally posted by: jst0ney
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LOL That is freaking great!

#### SparkyJJO

##### Lifer
Originally posted by: Tobolo
Originally posted by: jst0ney
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LOL That is freaking great!
I've gotten many of these in here, but I don't get that one is it ASCII code?

#### Ricochet

##### Diamond Member
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
"You compute me."

"Shut up, shut up...you had me at hello world."
Nice! :thumbsup:

<---Jerry McGuire fan