Post the funniest spam subject lines you've received

[Triumph]

I'll start:

evidence of sea men found in your wrecked him

Sea men? In my wrecked whaaa?

 

[Quixfire]

Hi my name is Heather,
My teenage roommates & I want to meet you just click on the link below...

 

[acidvoodoo]

This is how it is in Canada

real incentive to read then

 

[TheToOTaLL]

Originally posted by: acidvoodoo

This is how it is in Canada

real incentive to read then

Personally that would startle me into deletion :frown:

 

[vi edit]

"Watch as he shatters her meat tunnel"

 

[NetWareHead]

"Chicks get Rectally Abused"

 

[Black88GTA]

"Break things with your huge c0ck"

:Q

 

[BatmanNate]

" bosonic flog airline chinaman heuser"

"I "assist" my sister in her duties on the farm.."

"Pass the ammo, this teen needs another load"

 

[oboeguy]

See Buffy riding hard!

 

[Ketteringo]

Originally posted by: acidvoodoo

This is how it is in Canada

real incentive to read then

I got that one too!!!!

 

[Triumph]

hahaha, these are so hilarious. i wish someone would pay me to come up with these.

 

[vi edit]

Just got one a few minutes ago....

"Fist a Friend"

Those wacky porn spammers!

 

[gopunk]

Someone Wants to Date You

 

[luv2chill]

"Fill her mouth with curn"

Love the intentional misspellings.

l2c

 

[AntMan530]

"Your account has been terminted"

 

[Gyrene]

 

[yukichigai]

Can't remember, it's all a blur, though I do remember I got one that looked as though the text of the spam had accidentally been posted into the subject line instead. I seem to remember it cut off with "long hard c".

Wait, even better: "Shut up bitch, or I'll piss in your mouth!"

 

[BigPoppa]

My roomate was getting a ton of AIM spam for a while, the funniest was: Watch Fred anally violate Wilma...

 

[spidey]

Just got this one:

"When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog that barks all the time run to the end of his chain and gag himself."

The message offers me a $250 gift certificate, although it doesn't say exactly what for.