Post something funny!

[GoldenBear]

Heap.

 

[SuperGroove]

I am a Korea who's better at English than math.


Paul
-The Asian Oxymoron

 

[virusag13]

Got kicked in the nuts with soccer shoes in the 6th grade

 

[bonk102]

hillary clinton is hot










































ahahhahah, you said post something funny,
sorry

 

[Mday]

hmmmmm...

there once was a man from nantucket.
who was walking carrying a bucket.
the clock struck one.
he jumped 'cause he had to run.
then he stopped, and said fck it.

 

[AngelSentFromUpAbove]

long live team earwax!!!

 

[GoldenBear]

Heap.

 

[pikasub]

Something funny!

 

[yakko]

No.

 

[Mday]

i have man b00bs.

 

[GoldenBear]

Heap.

 

[bonk102]

boobie


isn't that just a funny word?

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

From the eFront.com debacle:

Probably Weird Al ...but, with all apologies due to the late, great Dr. Seuss and his "green eggs and ham", may I present "lame ads and spam"...


I am Sam


I am Sam

Sam I am!


That Sam I am

That Sam I am!

I do NOT like that Sam I am!


Do you like lame ads and spam?


Would you like them here or there?


I would not like them here or there

I would not like them anywhere!

I do NOT like lame ads and spam

I do NOT like them,

Sam I am


Would you, could you...sell your site?

Would you if the price were right?


I would not, could not sell my site

I would not if the price were right!

I do not like them here or there

I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do NOT like lame ads and spam

I do NOT like them,

Sam I am


Would you...could you...just take stock?

Would you, since our IPO's a lock?


I would not COULD not just take stock

I don't believe that it's a lock

I would not, could not sell my site

I would not if the price were right!

I do not like them here or there

I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do NOT like lame ads and spam

I do NOT like them,

Sam I am


Would you, could you, use our nav bar?

Would you, could you, be our star!


I would not COULD not with that nav bar

I would not COULD not be your star!

I would not COULD not just take stock

I don't believe that it's a lock

I would not, could not sell my site

I would not if the price were right!

I do not like them here or there

I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do NOT like lame ads and spam

I do NOT like them,

Sam I am


Would you, could you...chat online?

Try it, try it! I swear, I'm fine!


I would not COULD not chat online.


You may like it...you will see

You may like talking nasty with me!


I would not, could not, so just pay me!

If you can't pay, then LET ME BE!


I would not COULD not just take stock

I don't believe that it's a lock

I would not, could not sell my site

I would not if the price were right!

I do not like them here or there

I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do NOT like lame ads and spam

I do NOT like them,

Sam I am


More stock! More stock!

Would you, could you for more stock?


Not for more stock, and not online

You can't pay me, and you're not fine!

I would not COULD not just take stock

I don't believe that it's a lock

I would not, could not sell my site

I would not if the price were right!

I do not like them here or there

I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do NOT like lame ads and spam

I do NOT like them,

Sam I am


You...do not LIKE lame ads and spam?


I do NOT like them, Sam I am.


Could you...would you...cheat on clicks?

Could you help me pay for chicks?


I would not COULD not cheat on clicks

I would not help you pay for chicks

I would not COULD not just take stock

I don't believe that it's a lock

I would not, could not sell my site

I would not if the price were right!

I do not like them here or there

I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do NOT like lame ads and spam

I do NOT like them,

Sam I am

 

[weezergirl]

two guys walked into a bar. the third one ducked.

 

[DannyLove]

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=379005

 

[focusyn]

your momma so fat, she jumped in the air... and got stuck...

 

[Missus]

Picture this...

Eagle snot landing on a tour guide in the mountains while giving a tour...