Post some Ur Mom Jokes

[antyler]

Your mom is so ugly, your father takes her to work so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye.

 

[Shawn]

 

[l Xes l]

Your mom so fat, she was only one getting tanned at the beach..

 

[DanTMWTMP]

yooo-uuuurr matherrr issh soo fatt, that when she juuumps fo joy, she get stuck! ok thank you.

 

[DJSfurry]

your mum is so fat she went out wearing heels, but came back in sandals

 

[shilala]

When your Mom hangs at the beach, cats try to bury her.

 

[SVT Cobra]

your mom is so fat when she came out of the ocean they tried to trhow her back in!

 

[alien42]

yo mama is sooooo fat that when she broke ha' ankle, butta po'd out

 

[CKent]

Post some Ur Mom Jokes

Who is Ur, and why should we put down his/her mom?

 

[DVad3r]

Your mommas so fat when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.

Your mommas so fat, she's got smaller fat women oribiting around her.

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: RBachman

Post some Ur Mom Jokes

Who is Ur, and why should we put down his/her mom?

you live under a rock?

 

[tami]

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: RBachman

Post some Ur Mom Jokes

Who is Ur, and why should we put down his/her mom?

you live under a rock?

no, he's a n00b, and he thinks his posts on this board are funny.

 

[Mucho]

Your Mom is so fat when she wears a green dress she looks like a pool table.

 

[DnetMHZ]

<Eddie> Your motha got a wooden leg with a kickstand motha-fvcka! </eddie>

 

[Gibson486]

Ummm...your mom so dumb that she went into an elevator and thought it was a trailer home.....

 

[Twofootputt]

Yo mama so fat..... she go swimming, she leave a ring around the lake.

 

[yourdeardaniel]

your mom is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

 

[SupaDupaCheez]

Yo' Momma so fat, she need a boomerrang to put on her belt

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: RBachman

Post some Ur Mom Jokes

Who is Ur, and why should we put down his/her mom?

you live under a rock?

Your sarcasm detector must be an old & outdated model. Might I suggest a new one?

 

[SupaDupaCheez]

Originally posted by: RBachman

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: RBachman

Post some Ur Mom Jokes

Who is Ur, and why should we put down his/her mom?

you live under a rock?

Your sarcasm detector must be an old & outdated model. Might I suggest a new one?

Or maybe it just needs a firmware update!

 

[MazerRackham]

Your momma is so dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes

Your momma is so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application form

Your momma is so fat it takes her two trips to 'haul ass'

 

[mdchesne]

Originally posted by: DVad3r
Your mommas so fat when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.

OH YEAA!

 

[BrokenVisage]

Heard this from "Malibus Most Wanted". so it kind of fit the setting..

Your mommas so ugly, she's only been married.. once!

 

[Mardeth]

Your momma is so fat that when she sings its over...

 

[ThePresence]

Your momma is so ugly... she's DAMN ugly.